ANSWERS: 23
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I wouldn't argue with God. God would never ask such a question anyway.
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"You know best, My Lord. I will never question your judgment." +5
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i never did anything wrong in my life except being an aetheist and if you can't accept that than write better, mor believable fairytales
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I'd say, "Well, God, I'm here because. . .oh! Look! What's that? A naked angel?" And then I'd dash in when he turned to look.
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I have nowhere else to go. I hate the heat.
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I'd say, "Well if it's such a big deal then just send me back to Earth"...that's after I was fully convinced there was a god and I was actually dead and talking to him.
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I'd say, "Hello, have you heard of Amway?"
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I wouldn't say anything. He is the one that gets paid to make decisions like that. Not me and if it was my decision, I'd be stumped.
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I wasn't asked nor given a chance to respond; She simply held up Her hand and told me to go back, and Hey Presto! I was back.
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Come on i'm having a terrible day. I demand to see the manager!
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Father, you know.
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I get embarassed for people who still think like little kids.
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"Because with all my sins and shortcomings I do love you. You know that."
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Look around. I have to be the best choice. If you knew what they did.........( Oh yeah you do ;))
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"Well it's unseasonably warm in the other place."
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Because I am one of few who acknowledged you when I was alive.
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"I've tried my best - most of the time - to live a spiritual life. Maybe I could come in on probation?"
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I'm sorry sir i seem to be lost. Can you give me directions to hell as i have an appointment!
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I would go like this : Hey God, how are you doing ? Must be doing well with so many Angels moving around. If I am you child, then you must care for me like you did when I was on earth. And, Earth is no better than hell, so I already had suffered much, now please parcel me to heaven !
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10-2-2017 I would say "Hi, Dad!"
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cause i deserve to go there
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Because you said, "If you love my Son and have Him as your Saviour you will come to Heaven."
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God knows me. He wouldn't ask.
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