What would you do if Paris Hilton popped out of your birthday cake?
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ANSWERS: 51
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Ask for an STD free cake.
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Run and hide!
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get the cake tested for STD's!!!!
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Tell them to make me a new one. I don't want to get sick.
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Put the lid back on.
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pay her an extra hundy to poop on my cake
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Throw my presents at her.
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Ask for a "Piece"
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I'd offer her a beer & then continue to party w/ my guests.
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Ask her to pay for ruining a perfectly nice cake. I hear she has a few coins to rub together....;-D...
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I'd pop her back into it.
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i surely wouldn't waste a moment on conversation with her. i believe that she's pretty but shallow. when pretty goes, all she'll be left with is a few hundred million dollars. baaaahh!!! chocolate cake with chocolate icing (and vanilla ice cream) will really make me smile! the body would be attractive for a couple (minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years). the money will last forever.
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lAUGH!
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Tell that bitch to take me shopping...it is MY birthday after all. :0P
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Rape her.
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wouldn't you like to know
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I'd shove her back into the cake, take the cake to the zoo, and drop it in the gorilla den. :)
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Pretend I had an appointment to go to and leave.
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Tell her she needs to eat the cake. -
Send it back.
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Phone the caterer and complain that I ordered cake, not a tart.
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Wondrer how in the world she got into such a small space.
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.... I wouldn't eat the cake...........
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hurl, wether I hurl the cake I already ate or hurl her out the door... I'd be throwing something
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Take her snipe huntin and show her to the nice puppies we have in our woods....
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Throw it away....along with paris.
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Kick her ass for "messing up" my cake, damnit!
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Hit her with a chair, she irritates me
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aim very carefully
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+5 vomit
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..probably punch her for ruining my cake..and my birthday..then i would throw her out of my apartment..she's not welcome
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i'de be pretty happy. IDC if it's someone nobody likes, at least she's famous and in my cake.
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Most likely not recognize the prize inside. And be doubly surprised because I usually don't do the birthday cake thing.
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Scream.
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ask for a refund
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I'd say what the blank are you doing here? +5
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I'm honestly not sure what Paris Hilton looks like - but if she said her name or wore a name tag I'd say something like this.." Hi Paris - glad to meet you - here- let me help you out of that phony cake". If she hugged me I'd hug her back - and I'd offer to go get her a drink....other than that I most likely wouldn't pay that much attention to her unless she was talking to me. I've met a few "famous" people over the years - and I'm of the opinion that they prefer to be treated like normal folks most of the time.
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I'd yell SURPRISE!!!!!!!!LOL
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I'd say, "Mom! What are you doing here?"
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I'd shove her stupid ass back in and throw the cake out.
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I would wonder how she survived the bakery ovens.
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Complain that the cake isn’t all real. Then ask if she has time for me to pitch some business ideas to her. Behind the “stupid/slutty” stuff , there appears to be a real mind.
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Refund!
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vomit
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knock her out and take her dog ;-)
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Be bummed that SOMEBODY spent that much time and money to arrange such a thing.
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Vomit all over her.
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Wouldn't eat the cake =/ u never know where she was before or wut she touched haha :P
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paris hilton
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shoot myself
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I would put it back in the oven with her still in it!
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