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  • Those who live above or below the Mason Dixon line?
  • The lattitude they live in.
  • Well... I am from the deep south.. But I have travelled all over the US. This is my observation. OTHER than the accents, southerners seem to take life more slowly, just more laid back. Sometimes I think that makes us come off as lazy or rednecks. Up north, they seem to have their priorities on different things, not that its bad at all, its just different. The south tends to be more religious overall (ie. The Bible Belt). I think the balance of northern priorities and southern ideas is good. We probably need a kick in the rear occasionally, and the north needs to relax sometimes. Hence why we have great beaches...lol
  • hahaha where is the mason "dixie" line its mason dickson line there buddy
  • its mason dickson line there buddy
  • Southerners live closer to the English Channel and Northerners live closer to Scotland.
  • Hospitality
  • Found on the internet: The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. The North has double last names, The South has double first names. The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits. The North has green salads, The South has collard greens The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads. FOR NORTHERNERS COMING SOUTH In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store. Do not buy food at this store. Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive. Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?" Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it. Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it. The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper. Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here. If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this,! " you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say. If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there. Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim. In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway. AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
  • Southerns live in the South and Northerners live in the North.
  • Even in these current times a true southern boy respects older people and doesnt need to be told to hold the door open or help a lady to her car. He wears normal fittin' levi's and takes his girl along with him to go fishin'. A northern boy can't help the lady nor can he hold the door open because he has one hand on the cell phone talking to one of his four bitches and the other on his crotch holding his pants up, while leaving the mcdonalds after having smashed the fish burger on the counter after yelling to the elder worker - " Yo - I didnt order this sh__ bitch !"

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