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"He's in hell, baking pies without an oven!" George Carlin
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awww...how will i ever eat another biscut
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He looked like he had a yeast infection. Rest in "pies" Dough Boy!
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Well, I guess he finally got done. LOL
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Good Joke .. there is actually a full length "News Relaese" floating around about his death ... been around for YEARS ..LOL ... still funny to hear it again ... +5
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Very sad indeed! He'll never know how much he was "kneaded." http://www.homeschooloasis.com/storehs_obituary_of_pillsbury.htm
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Poor bastard!
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Hmmm...Well, I think that may have been his son..Here's the true demise of the dougboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9uG8r-dQU&feature=related
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I miss his little cheerful giggles already! ;) hee POINTS!
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Bless his little heart.
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I heard this is what happened.
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No, tell it is not true..:(
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Awwwwww. going to miss the little guy:( +5
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It was just his time to dough.
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It's a shame he scone, I hope they give him a proper send off, complete with a twenty one bun salute.
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I will remember him fondly.
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You are awesome! +4
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>"DOUGHBOY" WAS BURIED IN A LIGHTLY GREASED COFFIN. >DOZENS OF CELEBRITIES TURNED OUT TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS..INCLUDING "MRS BUTTERWORTH", "HUNGRY JACK", "THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS", "BETTY CROCKER", THE HOSTESS TWINKIES", AND "CAPT. CRUNCH" >"AUNT JEMINA" GAVE THE EULOGY AND DESCRIBED "DOUGHBOY" AS A MAN WHO NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH HE WAS KNEADED. >"DOUGHBOY" ROSE QUICKLY IN SHOW BUSINESS; BUT HIS LATER LIFE WAS FILLED WITH TURNOVERS..HE WAS NOT CONSIDERED A VERY SMART COOKIE, WASTING MUCH OF HIS DOUGH ON HALF BAKED SCHEMES: HE WAS A BIT FLAKY AT TIMES BUT HE WAS STILL A CRUSTY OLD SOUL; HE WAS ALSO A ROLL MODEL FOR MILLIONS. >"DOUGHBOY" IS SURVIVED BY HIS WIFE "PLAY DOUGH" AND TWO CHILDREN "JOHN DOUGH" AND "JANE DOUGH" PLUS THEY HAD ONE IN THE OVEN!! ..ALSO LEFT BEHIND IS HIS FATHER "POP TART" >>THE FUNERAL WAS HELD AT 3:50 FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES
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h'um 'h'um!
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I saw him at the foot of my bed last night. He was beckoning to me from beyond the oven.
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He looks a little like Casper in ghost form!
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Yes, it is a terrible joke. But good riddance. He had become an annoyance.
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It is a terrible shame, but he's going smell good while being cremated!
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Sad, sad day!
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