ANSWERS: 51
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1. oops! 2. oh, it was the other one, wasn't it? 3. Boy, this is the longest I've ever had to stay awake
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Oops! Does that go there? This is just like that game "Operation," except your nose doesn't light up! Wait, it just did!!
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1. Man, I think I shouldn't have had that last drink! 2. oooh, that's going to leave a mark 3. This is not good (heard that one during my c-section!)
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Not necessarily in this order: A) Are you SURE it's the right leg that needs to be amputated? B) I wonder what time it... Whoah, where's my watch!? C) Congratulations! You will be my first unsupervised surgery!
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i) I'm sorry, but we couldn't save ur penis ii)i'm sorry, but we're going to have to cut ur penis off iii)opps, i think we took too much off during the circumcision
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1. Oops! 2. Oh sh-t! No one saw that... 3. Nurse, didn't we start with 10 sponges?
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1. I've never seen one of those before. 2. What the heck is that? 3. Damn! I knew I should have picked the other one!
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Hey everybody! come take a look at this! Now, where did I leave that scalpel? This might hurt a little.
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Have you seen my watch? What do you mean it was the other leg? And I couldn't even find my glasses
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-"Okay, who was supposed to turn the gas on?!" -"No, no, it's okay, I can still operate. It's just a few missing fingers, I'll be fine." -"You know what? It's much too nice outside to waste the day at work." -"Oh man, I shouldn't have had that extra fish taco..." -"Igor! Give me the *Big* knife!"
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Nurse could you hand me another cookie? Nurse, where is my cookie? Nurse, does that look like my cookie, right there under the spleen...
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oops! wrong side. Thats funny. Thats not supposed to be THERE. oh oh!
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Uh-oh Whoops Oh, Sh*t
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Whats That Big Red Thing Pumping? Wanna Play Catch with it? Oh, Its My break, I will be back in 10 minutes! Oh, I wasnt supposed to cut off that arm was I?
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hello today is my first surgerey and i failed medical school ten times, I tink we supposed to cut the other one off, he might not live through this
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I am sooo hungover Oh no, it was the other one! look at that! (while pointing and laughing at some embarrassing body part) A friend who wishes to be a doctor, while on work experience, heard all the surgeons etc laughing at a hole in the guys underpants!
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I havn't done this before I only just passed my exams I don't think this will hurt
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1: Just get me an "Operation" board game board, I'll figure it out.... "BUZZ" oops! 2: Blue wire or red wire? Why was I born colorblind!? 3: Dr. Lector, shes prepped and the keyante is in the fridge.
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1. Anesthesia, hurry, he's waking back up (mid-surgery, of course)! 2. Shit, I nicked the artery. 3. What do you mean that was the wrong knee??
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1. Oops! 2. Good thing he's got two of those... 3. This wasn't the sex change operation?
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Hey mac! i trying this one with a blind fold! well, im going to get fired anyway eww i hope i didnt just throw up in his arteries
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Please don't sue!!
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Oh my god what is that growing on your insides i've never seen that before. Nurse do I have white powder on my nose?? I received my bachlers degree off of the internet, I really should'nt have cheated on those tests.
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1) "So this jerk decides to sue me just because we had to remove his leg, I mean it was a very complictaed tonsilectomy...." 2) Einy meeny miney moe.... 3) "I'm not a real doctor but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
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Nurse did that say breast enlargement instead of breast reduction(same could be said with the penis operation) I don't believe in adminstering medication during surgery I think the body will produce its own pain killers!!! Uh oh 'DID I DO THATTTT'?
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" I have some good news " " and I have some Bad news" ( so you say well give me the good news first then the bad news ). " Then he says the good news is that you have 2 days to live and the bad news is that I tried to get ahold of you yesterday.
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oops uh oh this is not looking so good
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"...I moonlight as a surgeon, but I am actaully a janitor by trade."
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eenie meanie minie... hold my beer im gonna try something THAT WAS CLOSE damnit mary stop bumbing my arm *whistig mario theme* huh, never seen that befor oh... my.... GOD oh crap, here come the trets
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" Can you go behind that screen and undress.. and would you put these hot-pants on and a lil lipstick?" " I'm just going to shine this light in your ear... LOL thats funny I can see light coming out of the other ear!" " Can you produce a sperm sample for me?... I forgot to make a packed lunch and I'm really thirsty"
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This really happend. I had a colon resection and then i got a bill saying that i had surgery on my appendex. I went into the docs the week after and questioned it and he said "i don't know if that happened" Oh By the way i took your appendex out. I didn't like that at all.
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"The heart....isn't that the one next to the really long tube thingies?" "Remind me to get a new scalpel after I'm done, this ones getting rusty." Half way into surgery "Ok...lets go take a smoke break, she's got plenty of blood, we have time"
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Before Surgery: Let (hic) the surgery (hic) begin (HIC) During the surgery: The knee bones connected to the... leg bone, the leg bones connected to the... shoulder... hold on a sec... After Surgery: What was i doing in there again? Remind me'
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"Hey! Where'd that go?"
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"Good Morning, this is my first day back at the hospital and you are my first patient. yesterday was my last day at drug rehab. i really need a fix, but i'm okay, just a little shaky. Mr. Roberts, are you ready for your bypass surgery?". Drug rehab., fix, shaky. superbad words coming out of a surgeons mouth on your surgery day.
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You mean this wasn't a vasectamy?.... It goes south from there so I'll stop at one.
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Oops! Oh Noooo! Ohhh, that's not good!
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oops! I hate when that happens
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He's Done For. Three Months, Tops! Now a female.
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"Nurse, get me my whiskey!" After sewing me up, "Has anybody seen my scalpel?" "Now I know where I'm SUPPOSED to cut, but that's just no fun...I wonder if I can get to your appendix through your nose!?"
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Did we just amputate the wrong leg? I only had to endure 7 years of internship while in Mexico. Hi five!! down low!!! (not while you're holding the scalpel sir)
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I don't want to hear him sing as I am about to be put under "...and the thigh bones connected to the ...knee bone and the knee bones connected to the ... foot bone"
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I can't seem to stay awake. Is that a tremor or is my hand shaking that bad. Damn, I can't shake this hangover.
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During Surgery 1. wait, that doesnt go there.. 2.ooops dropped my gum 3.(to the nurse)just pick it up and rinse it off.
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(as I am passing out), "Which arm was it? I dunno, flip a coin..."
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"Oh crap..." "Uhm, did you feel that..?" "That is the 5th time I've lost my glasses!"
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See, operating on a person is no different than operating on a cow! Woo! Dude!! What was in that weed? Oops!
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"And we've put on your third and final finger on, operation over." "Can someone put 50p in the meter? "WHAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"What, his insurance has lapsed?" "Nothing like a Bloody Mary to start the day." "Did you find those scissors?"
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that i need more surgery
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