What was the most awkward question you have ever heard from a child?
by 
Mister Rogers
ANSWERS: 30
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i was folding laundry and watching tv last summer when my little neighbor girl comes in. she was in about first grade. she saw me take a bra out of the basket. then her eyes got all wide and she said "do you wear one of those?" it was kind of awkward. dig a hole, downrater! a minus five too!!
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My 3 year old granddaughter asked (about her little boy buddy) "Why does Michael have a pee pee and I dont?" LOL
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When my son was almost 3 he came in when I was in the bath and said "Mommy, mommy where is your penis?" by this time I had a towel in the tub with me and told him mommy doesnt have a penis. His eyes got all big and his mouth dropped and he asked "Is it stuck up your butt?" Funny but very awkward.
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We were at the zoo when the lions were getting frisky, and my daughter asked why one of the lions was on top of the other one....pretty funny, though!
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I was reading a book to a child, and she noticed the subtle difference of skin color because of makeup on my face. She asked, "why is it lighter there...and there?" I didn't really want to explain makeup, so I pretended I didn't know what she was talking about, but it was still awkward...because we both knew I was dodging her question.
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Uncle Eric. What's a rubber crank?
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Uh my friends daughter once came up to me and poked me in the crotch! "You have a penis and i don't." She stated, i have to say i was more than amused. Then she turned on her heel and walked off coming back minutes later and pouting. "How come boys have penises? How come they can't have babies like us, we have to do all the work." i think maybe someone listened to their mom whine?
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When I was about 17, my friend's younger sister asked loudly in her dad's car dealership " What the F___ were you thinking?!?" She was about 7 years old.
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I was outside smoking with my friends who had a joint. All of the sudden the neighbors door opeans and in a moment we all hear a little girls voice "Mommy why does their cigarette smell funny?"
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Where babies come from
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I was with my much younger sister(24 years younger, about 4 at the time this happened)at the family cabin, we were getting ready to go swimming. I was half into my swim suit and she came into the room and said "Teresa, when will I get fluffy boobies like you and mom?"
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We rented Hocus Pocus (a children's movie), and my niece asks me in front of other kids, "Whats a virgin?" I was completely stunned. (The movie makes reference to a virgin having to light a candle or open a book...) I couldn't think of what to do but say, "okay, who wants pizza?" Then I asked what kind of toppings they wanted and called up delivery. They didn't ask me again, thank goodness! They were young and easily distracted. I'm a female, and I didn't know what to say because they were young, and its wasn't my place. Therefore my advice is to always have a pizza delivery number nearby in case there's an awkward moment.
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You know how sometimes on stuffed animals they have the tag on the *butt* of the animal? I saw my 2 yr old son pulling at it really hard with a frustrated look on his face. I asked him what he was doing and he asked "mama why is puppy's wee-wee on wrong? I'll fix it." I couldn't do much but laugh. He continued to do this for the next 10 or 15 minutes at least! I didnt know what to say!
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my younger bro when he was 5 asked how babies are made he asked my mum 1st and she said to ask me...so did my older bro so eventually he asked me i tried to explain as best i could so i did the love and cuddles story!!
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I was servicing a gas fire once, and there was a 5 or 6 year old kid just sitting watching me, not saying a word. At that time I had quite long hair, often tied back in a ponytail. Anyway, as I was packing away my tools, this wee boy suddenly piped up. "Mister, can I ask you something?" he asked. "Of course you can, young man", I replied. "Why?", he started, "Why do you have hair like a girl?" The little bastard.
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A couple years ago over the summer I was spending the night at my friend Rachel's house. She's two years older than I am, but she has a younger sister whose my age. We were sitting on the beds in their room just talking when her little borhter, who was about 7 years old at the time, came in to hug them and say good night. After hugging Rachel, he asked her "why do you have such big ta tas?" All three of us were suprised (due to the fact we weren't expecting him to say that) and we just started laughing at the question because it was so funny. He ended up laughing with us, and left the room without an answer, which was good because I'm not sure how we would have explained it to him.
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Why are your boobies bigger than grandmas?
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Might be when my son was three and he pointed to a clerk in the store and loudly said, "Mommy, does he have a penis too?"
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when my 2nd cousin (she is only 6) asked me what birthday sex is!
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mummy why does you mini have hair on it!! ha ha
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My younger brother asked me why my teeth were all orange in front of everyone.
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When we explained to my step sons that they had a baby brother on the way, the oldest was very confused... he asked "Well where is he now?" And I smiled and put his hand on my bulging belly and said "Right here, in my tummy" he still looked perturbed. "Well, how did you get him in your mouth?"
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Not a question more of a statement my freinds 2 year old daughter came out of her bedroom the other day and say mommy i have a stinky finger
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"Whats a question?"
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She is 6 years old girl asking "How many husbands do you have?"......what a curious girl.
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Mine that I can think of isn't a question. It is something that my youngest daughter said & did at the grocery store when she was around 3 yrs. old. I had done my grocery shopping & we were in line at the check-out. I had her sitting in the front part of the cart. We had been waiting in line a little while. The line had enough people in it. My daughter just all of a sudden took both her hands & patted them on my boobs & said at the same time OUT LOUD, "Big boobies, big boobies." I was afraid some others may have heard her. I took her hands off my breasts when she did that. I didn't have to tell her to hush, because she had already said what she did & was done with that. She had not said anything else.
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At the age of 4 my son asks my my friend "Why are your teeth yellow?" We left my friends house shortly after that.....because he asked me and my son to leave. I think his feeling were hurt.
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I was taking my little cousin (2 years) to the toilet (I was about 15 at the time) in a really busy train station and he had just gone to the loo, and I really needed it so I went too. When I was peeing he said at the top of his voice; "Why don't you have a willy?" and then "Is that your wee-wee?" The other people in the loo gave me some strange looks.
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while in a crowded grocery store my 3 year old son asked loudly "mom, is medium a bad word?". i replied no. he then said quite loudly "well, g*dd*mm*t, f*ck, stupid, & hate ARE bad words & we should try not to say them."
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..."Will I get boobs like grampa?" (It was great grampa...lol, and his hang low. LOL)
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