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Would say "does the term get a life mean anything to you?" or there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
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"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
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Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place. Or just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
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Say "I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
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Say "Why, do you find me irresistable?"
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At least I'm not a homophobe.
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"ooof, you find me cute, don't you ;)"
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'And...? This concerns you because...?' Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it more as a statement than an offense.
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"Thanks. And I'm an adult too." And walk away. Why bother staying near idiots like this?
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"Yes, I am a very happy person." (remember what gay USED to mean???)
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Say "Yea, so blow me"
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"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogavtive term, as I sense that this is..is nothing more than ignorance and tells alot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
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"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me. It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a pink streak within themselves.
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"I love the second grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless. NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and you actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
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"And why exactly would you want to know...?" Then turn and walk casually away. Don't even play their silly little game by trying to make a "Comeback".
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That's easy. Just say, "You're gay!"
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"why, you interested"? :) :)
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Id say ok yes i am lol Whether i was or not!!!
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Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was? (then wink at them or blow them a kiss).
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I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and said “ well honey, I guess you would know better than anyone would since you were biting the pillow last night.”
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What kind of "cable" do you get. It looks like you have DSL.
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if someone calls u gay and ur a gay threaten them with ur purse
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I would ask them how they first heard about my gay, and let them know that he's available for photo ops.
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no, i'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
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I'm sorry I know you want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
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"No, I just dress better than you"
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Ask your mom and see what she says. or That's not what your mom said.
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I'd just say "would you please excuse me, and walk away". It's okay to be gay, straight, celibate, bi, or whatever. But I also don't see the point in answering the question.
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I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know you have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
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and ur point is.....
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Yes I am gay. I am happy all the time. Other than that it is none of their business.
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o0o0o0o baby u would know, then blow a kiss at them.
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You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what you want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
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"It takes one to know one."
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give them a kiss
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"And your point would be...what?"
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You only say that because I turned down your boyfreind
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I would say...."Bullett, ya think!" ya want to go out???
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Oh, I guess your daddy told you, huh? maybe if "yo' momma" was the 90's, "yo' daddy" comes next?
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With a big smile: "You seem rather happy today as well!!" :)
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how can i be gay if i slep with your mom last night?
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No, but I am happy!
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"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
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"i told u not to tell"
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Are you sure it's not the other way around?
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okay, thats cool.
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"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
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You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll show you how it's done.
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bend over and lets find out
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Damn skippy! Now dip me chocolate and throw me to teh lesbians! Haha!
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If someone said that I was gay, I would say, "Yeah, I know I'm happy right now." :D
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You could say...Now Now sugar pants...are you asking for a sleep over? Wink and blow kiss. OR you could say....you are right and do you know what GAY stands for ??? It stands for: I'm <GaGa About You> sweet cheeks...and blow a kiss!
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say i cant help it if all the world loves me
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If is a gurl be like let me show you gay baby ;]
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"I never noticed before but you have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off* "But I thought you liked it last night" *pout* "No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does love anal!"
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are you or not? that depends. if your not, say STRICTLY DICKLY!!!! if you are, say woulndt you like to know!!!!
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with a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice - "gosh that really is a killer insult...." followed by a big yawn.
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im gay ....well thats not what your mom said last night;) rrrrr (wolf noises wooo wooo)
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I'm sorry, but I just don't like you like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
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Why? Are you looking for a date?
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Cum back here and find out!
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Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
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smack em up side the head so they could see straight.
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That's not what your Mom said last night!
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Oh God, I soo wanna eat you!!! Damn you look sooo tasty... 1 2 3 They are moving rapidly away from you with fear in their eyes.
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Try one of these: "That's what yo mama said but I proved her wrong!" "It takes one to know one!" "You're so gay that you tried to make the passowrd on your computer "Penis" but the computer said "Not long enough!"." "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Most likely not. But even if I was, I would NEVER sleep with you! Sorry to ruin ur hopes and dreams!" "That's funny, I was pretty straight when I was bangin' yo mama last night!" GOOD LUCK! P.S. I am going through the exact same problem as you.
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"Not without dinner and a movie first!"
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i may be gay but you're ugly. the difference is i can change my sexual preference.
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"Wanna make out?" or... "I know you are but what am I?" or... "I'm rubber you're glue what you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!"
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yeah but ur not my type
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Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
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For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one") Showing you don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are you GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.") If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for you to find out they're not worth your time.
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But honey, I am FABULOUS!!
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'Your mun didnt think so last night!' a classic.
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reply: I'm not gay, I'm British
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If I was gay I'd be wearing that shirt! point to the homophobes shirt
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i know you are but what am i? hehehe....cofee kicking in:)
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i think i just would'nt answer. cuz there trying to pick a fight.. sorry for them
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I just got a job and a cowrker calls me gay. IAsked him why. he says its like saying "I disagree" or "you have no reliable authority on the matter" or "I dont believe you". If its not the case, then the kid calling your son has inner turmoil and is projecting - most liely he is attracted to your son and cant admit it to himself or others so he lashes out.Pity the po boy. Reinforce your sons self identity
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Oh I thought that was you at the Liza Minnelli concert! Followed up with a resounding "DUMBASS".
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say to them` oi u rollocks` basically in my school in donny rollocks has replaced piss off. if that does not work next time say ` so is your mum`
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No I'm not... why, are you looking?
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say, your mommas gay and so is your dad and you/ burn
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"Nothing wrong with being happy :P"
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You calling me gay? I'm not the one seen holding a guys hand.
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well... is he flamboyant? if he is comftorable with his orientation as straight then i would suggest some of these lines: - just because i dont look like my grandmother dresses me doesnt mean im gay. _ stop hitting on me just cause you cant get any girls. _ or theres always the violent approach shut up and punch the kid in the face... however not in school. =)
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When someone at school called me gay one time I said to them, "Come here and say it to my face" If that didn't stop them and they did that a swung a punch and just stopped right before contact.
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How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
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"I know, it's great." I usually say, "No, only halfway," since I'm bisexual.
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straight funny men here welcome that stupidity by replyin "oh geesh.. am not" in a gay lingua :p or "how'd you know, you are one of us aren't you?" in a gay lingua again.. :P and the person will end up piss more than anyone else :P
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What? Oh no sorry I'm not interested!!! Just reply as though they asked if you. They will be stumped!
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THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
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If you're a girl say yeah, I'm gay, I like boys! If you're not...well just say Why do you want to know? Want someone to talk to about your ...um problems?
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You should say "Look, just because your gay, it doesnt mean i am. So stop calling it me!"
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I don't know if this would work but say, "I know what you are but what am I".
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IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Your mom's gay!" JUST KIDDING! I've heard so many "your mom" jokes lately its stupid!
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Say 'Your mother didnt notice!'.... ;-)
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So is your Dad, look how you turned out.
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"you wish i was gay so you can hit on me". works every time.
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