ANSWERS: 66
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i just broke up with my boyfriend
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This will be perfect to take care of my ex. +4
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I think it's time for a new___________, fill in the blank.
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How far is it to the bank?
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"Everybody be cool this is a robbery!"
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Can we skip the waiting period?
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Don't tempt me satan, lol
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File off the serial number please.
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They gonna pay!! Oh Yeah!! They.. gonna .. pay! :P
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I`m a hit man
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Can I rent it?
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Is this the one that makes people's heads explode?
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'Hey, can you show me how to use this thing?'
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Dopes this gun work on Bosses and cops?
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"I'm going to kill someone with this." But I guess that's too straightforward of an answer... Its probably not a good idea to laugh devilishly during your purchase...
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1- What's the quickest route to Washington DC from here? 2- What bullets fit this gun that do the most internal damage? 3- I have to wait how long? 4- Who the fuck is Brady, and where does he live currently? 5- What hunting license? 6- I'm just a little emotional, is all. 7- Ever feel like you just don't fit in with society? +5
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i really hate my life
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Damn that woman that was in bed with him...
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were are the antidepressants??? or even better yet do you have targets that look like the Speaker of the house????
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D'ya know how to clean up blood real good?
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you
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I'll need just one bullet for that. Thanks.
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I hope i don't accidently shoot and kill my husband dead tonight when i run go clean the barraell all unsafely really close to his head again.
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Oh man, now I can really kill that son of a bitch
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Will these bullets go thru police cars?
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Do they still have the death penalty in this state?
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"now this bitch will finally get what she deserves!"
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How many innocent people do you think this sucker could kill on a drug frenzied rampage?
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Lets see if she still laughs at me now!
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OF coarse I need a fully automatic G3 assault rifle, with laser sights, 600 Armour piercing rounds, night vision a balaclava and Kevlar body armour these turkeys can be tricky devils
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do you have any of those 'cop killer' bullets?
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Awwww, the magazine only holds 12 rounds?????
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eh eh eh.... fribble
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that ID didn't clear? here, try this ID...
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Homer knows best....
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Tell ME I gotta pay taxes... :P
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"I can't tell you how many times I've told my husband if he comes home late again, I'm going to shoot him. Think he'll take me seriously now?"
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free on a technicality... that's bs. I'll show him a technicality...
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I'm quitting my job at the post office ;)
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So what does this thing do again???
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This'll teach those hoodlums. As he strokes the gun.
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ummm crap i think i took too many meds today ...lolz
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I hope I can hit the President from 500 yards with this thing...
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are YOU wearing a bullet proof vest?
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so, uh... you're working alone?
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Mall, here I come!
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"Hold still"
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Does the barrel look clean to you?
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[In a Goober Pyle-like voice]: "Gee, mister! This sure looks to be a swell water pistol you done sold me! Sure was expensive! But I done think it might be the best model! I'm gonna go out and play with the cousins now! Thanks again!"
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yippy ki yay Mother Fucker (In your best Bruce Willis impression.)
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Now do I have to stand really close to him for this thing to work?
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Does it have enough range to keep me away from the secret service to make a shot?
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"its time to play duck duck shoot"
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"Which of these models is better for killing cops?"
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I'm going to name it Mr. Carter.
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Today is going to be someone's lucky day!!!
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Where can I get a silencer for this?
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Can i clean this with bleach. Can you make it full auto for me. Who do i talk to get a new barrel. I just upped the life insurance. I'm the last one in the will. Do you have any C4 too? Oh this? it's for the cop. Can i get a drum for this, like in that hitman movie? Is this gun printed? It's for my brother I'm buying it for my sister-in-law. So I was just thinking how far can you hear this from? It's for my crack dealer. O" shit I have to do paper work?
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Do you have gloves and silencer too?
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do I get to keep this when I respawn or do I have to get it again?
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SHOOT!!! (mumbling to himself I forgot my money in the bank)
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1. You wouldn't happen to have any anti-depressants, would you? 2. I think I know which end the bullet comes out of... 3. With the cost of this gun and the fake ID, I'm not sure I'll be able to afford my rent this month... 4. Where is the closest 7 Eleven?
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gonna teach them pink elephants a thing or two about running around my kitchen during my parties!
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where you are going to use it.
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Finally, my dreams will come true...damn inlaws...
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It won't set off the alarm at the airport will it?
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