What can`t Superman do?
by 
devilman-wants a golden labrador
ANSWERS: 25
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Stop being gay
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Sit on a throne made of Kryptonite.
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To have a little Superman. His uniform was too tight.
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He cant turn invisible
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Find a better disguise then a pair of glasses. +3
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Uh... Sex. See http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
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he cant have sex because he'll probably kill the women also he cant touch Krponite
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he cant play catch with kryptonite
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My idea of super man is a guy who can pleasure 10 women at the same time.
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lots of things: wear kryptonite resist magic beat batman fly in red sun light resist using x-ray vision when wonder woman's not looking
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Not use toilet paper................
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can't get stung by a bee b/c he's skin is too strong.
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Get knocked up
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Return to Krypton
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Squeeze into tighter tights.
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Beat Chuck Norris.
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Everything that only God CAN do.
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He can't touch kryptonite.
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I'm sure you know why they call him faster then a speeding bullet cauz he can't perform in sex for more then a split second.
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Get to Level 57 on AB
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find a condom that can hold a super load.
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cant wear his underwear inside his pants.
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See through lead!
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Die apparently.
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Hold my attention -- exactly how "heroic" is it to win all the time, when you're the strongest, AND the fastest, AND the toughest, AND the smartest, beyond all possibility of reproach?
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