How does the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel about gay marriage? (www.venganza.org)
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AntigoneRising
ANSWERS: 5
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Well Since the second "I'd Really Rather You didn't" is - "I'd rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others." etc The third is "I'd rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, OK. Oh, and get this in your thick heads: Woman=Person. Man=Person. Samey-samey" etc From the Gospel of the FSM. I think this indicates that the FSM couldn't care less who marries who and would rather everyone just got along. If only other religions would follow suit, eh? ;)
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Obviously, this Flying Spaghetti Monster does not seem to care what you do. There doesn't seem to be any sense of justice, holiness, or righteousness his laws. Thank you and may God bless you. :) -In Jesus' Name.
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I personally believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster blesses all marriages, gay and straight, with his numerous noodley appendages.
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matters not to his holy appendage-should serve pasta and beer at the reception just in case---smile and enjoy the night
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster looks after one person, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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