ANSWERS: 20
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Have you reached a verdict?
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You are sentenced to life in prison!
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HERE COOOMMMMMEEE DA JUDGE!!' (With apologies to Flip Wilson.)
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You are in CONTEMPT!! Bailiff, remove her!
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I hold you in contempt of court.
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Order in the court!
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"Hi honey, I'm home." "Your witness, defense." "Hey Joe! That was some ball game last night, eh? Scored at the last second to win!" "Please take the stand." "I'll have the chicken masala, with a salad and a cup of coffee, please."
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Take him down.
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Guilty as charged.. NEXT!
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I hate wearing robes.
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Where's my gavel?
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This court finds you in contempt.. :)
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hey i'm a freakin judgea and youre just a piece of crap, so go $#%@ yourself.
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My turn: "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, today I will dispense justice."
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"One more word out of you Counceler and I'll hold you in contempt"
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Do you understand that by pleading guilty you are giving up the right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty?
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OVERRULED!!!
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"Call your next witness."
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heary heary this court is now in session
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