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"God damnit!!" ya that was said alot
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My Dad always said "Well, now God dammit .....". The blank was filled with whatever he wanted me to do. "Well, now God dammit stop throwing rocks at the barn!"
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Don't tell your mother I was drinking. (as if she wouldn't know otherwise)
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Mom: Just wait til your father gets home. Dad: I'll whip ya til ya bleed. (He never did..just a threat and it always worked.)
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mom get over here and do the luandry dad i cant wait till she[my mom] shuts up lol
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I can't wait until you have a child of your own that is just like you !!!! And I did, and now I respect and cherish my parents more.
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"You were adopted"
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"Time for dinner!"
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When someone would pass my dad on the road he would always say that they were 'in a big hurry to get nowhere.'
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I rember my mom telling me" just wait until you father gets home"...
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Dad saying go ask your Mom, and Mom saying go ask your Dad !
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Mom: You're in my way...Go out 'n play! Mom: God and Santa Claus see everything you do...all year long! Dad: If you keep doing that, you'll end up in reform school...then, prison! Dad: Always use a rubber! (I was 10, for cryin' out loud!) :-)
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Alot!!! I remember my father telling me to never date a boy that I would not marry. I remember my mom always telling me what was ladylike and what was not. My dad use to always say go ahead try it, I promise that will be the last time you do. Like something stupid that I would say I wanted to do. He would always let me learn the hard way...on my own and of coarse my mother would scream and say NO don't tell her to do that,that will hurt her. My day would be like "Well she will learn to never do it again".
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Get to your room!
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My father "Son, don't ever get married."
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"i'll slap your teeth down your throat" "godd**n it to hell!" she was one class act, that foster mother
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Mom: "Just let people be who they are." Dad: "There is no 'short a' sound in Latin." Mom: "People create themselves." Dad: "You call that music?" Mom: "You are unique and special." Dad: "What the hell's the matter with you?"
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u little shit you should've or could've....blah, blah, blah...+5.
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Shut the door, I'm heating the outside.
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if a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing well
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Mum: "You just keep getting hurt by girls..." Me: "Well should I just be gay then?" Mum: "Whatever makes you happy." Me: *surprised face* That was funny... (I kept it in mind :) +5
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Were you born in a barn. *You would think they knew where I was born.
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Remember to lock the door behind me and don't answer the door for anybody but us.
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