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Scrappy
ANSWERS: 61
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i love you chief
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Shut up, stop your barking, there is nothing out there!
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"Good girl" - she is our cat Susi.
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Dumb dumb.
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No you can't do that until you learn to type.
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"aww, wassa matter wi the ol dawg?" yes, i baby talk to him and he's ancient, god love him
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Did you do that? Now clean it up!
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Have a safe trip, Baby Girl.
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Open your mouth! (at lunchtime for my fish!)
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Go lay on Cookie's bed....Her name is Cookie. And she did. She is part human I am sure of it. She communicates with us and seems to totally understand what we say. It is cool. +5 and it let me!!!!!!!!!
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Same here. My dog barks when she hears a leaf blow! LOL
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No bugging
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what do you want that wooly woofter for? (I was refering to a sheep keyring of mine that he was attacking)
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Would you STOP!!
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Get outside:)
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What a bad kitty!!!!
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It's ok little one mummy's here, you can go to sleep i promise no more pain now, i love you =[
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'Hello there' - as she came down from her nap!
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I love you princess.
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I love you
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"Sorry, but you're not a musician!" My cat was jumping on the piano.
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Owww, Shelby! Lie still! Our "plump" calico, Shelby, is squirming on my lap right now, and she just dug her nails in my leg.
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Good night my friend.
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"Come here, monkey". She's a dog, not a monkey -- I just call her monkey when she's being silly.
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Goodbye :(
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Sissy, your belly!
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meow meow meow meow meow my pretty little girl.I just got her on Tuesday. We adopted a little girl kitty. We just named her Zoey.
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Get off me!
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About an hour ago, I said "Hi Miss Cocoa, you're such a sweet little girl."
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I said hello as I scratched his head.
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I love you forever.
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I think it was a bunch of baby talk and something like "that's my itty bitty big boy, what a good boy he is, mommy wuvs her big goofy boy. yes her does. yes her does. yes, Max is a good boy. yes, he is." All to a 100 lb german shepherd who grinned in agreement the whole time.
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be back very soon my little buddy.
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How are you doing buddie?
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Get out of the garbage. NOW.
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I hear you....shut up!! (cats following me around meowing cuz they're hungry)
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How can I type with you on my lap? Here is a poem about my lapcat - I Have A Cat Upon My Lap http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1028704/i_have_a_cat_upon_my_lap.html?cat=42 I hope you enjoy it! :) Suzanne
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Why are you so wild??? (As she ran laps through the house.)
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dont eat all the lasagna garfield and salem, you're in charge. then i walked out the door.
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Nein!! sitzen Sie!! unten!! LOL :)
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clean up the kids mess
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GOOD MORNING
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Go lay down.
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Hey Buddy :))
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STOP FOLLOWING ME!
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"will you stop licking?" lol
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"You're only 1 inch off the floor dummy... Let Go! It'll be fine, I swear!" Said as the cat hung off the air hockey table with a dread look on his face for me to come and help him.
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"you will have to chase the squirrels on foot, cause I am not gonna be your wheel man."
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I told her to be a good girl, I love her and that I will be back after work. Then I gave her tons of kisses. =)
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"Don't tell anybody."
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I have never wanted any pets.
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Good bye Corkey. Then he was put down. that was a very hard day.
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Don't open my (bedroom) door.-Today before I leave home for work.
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Lets go to bed.
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i dont have a pet but ive thought of getting one
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"I will kill. I will... I'll do anything you say. I'll do anything you say! Yes, master! I will kill! I WILL KILL!"
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mushroom David Berkowitz?
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As he was leaving to spend the night at my daughter's house (we share custody), "Bye-bye poodle, be the best one, little stink-a-marone". Poodle and Stink-a-Marone are my nicknames for him. I know, sickening.
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That it's beautiful
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"Shut the f*ck up! There's nothing out there!" Then to the other one...."Your brother's a retard, isn't he?"
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Goodnight mommy’s babies
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Be a good boy. I'll be back soon.
-NUNYA-- 
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