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First one that comes to mind is my neighbor. They have a very small cute black doggie and his name is "Noodles" LOL
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Booga Lou A hyper mixed breed named afer a seventies dance similar to a seizure.
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Bill. I thought it was funny because it was BORING.
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I have 2 Shocka Khan and Lupa
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I had a 3 legged donkey called Wonky.
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Cumere.
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A dog called Pook
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Cuddles... my friend's Boa Constrictor.
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A friends two pekingese "cash" and "carry."
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I know someone with a dod called Defa, defa dog. he also had pot belly pigs called pork and scratchings.
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my friend's cat called "car" ... she'd look around for her and asks everybody " did you see my car?"
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My cousin has 2 pets, Colin the cat and Dave the dog. And I have a friend with a dog called Bollocks.
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PooShooter, a burly British Bulldog(originally Winston) Now this Dog would make a point of sitting next to you every time it wanted to fart, the name was originally spotted on a T shirt,and it suited the Dog. PooShooter now resides in Tasmania, where they claim to have the Worlds cleanest air, well it was! True story.
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Giblet Gravy, he's my husband's chihuahua.
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well, i have 4 dogs. 2 are named after expensive cars, bee-mer after BMW. and boxster, after the porshe boxster. then we just have bear (picture in my avatar) and banjo. (All B's somehow!)
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At my new stable, I met a horse named ObiWan Kanobi. Lol, unfortunately, they sold the horse shortly after I started riding there. But I'll never forget his name.
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I think my dad's bird dog he called "Bug". However, my daughter named our Chihuahua "Smidgy" which I thought was original.
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a dog named Deohgee (d-o-g) my 3 legged cat named Ileane (I lean)
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I knew a cat named Kevin
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our hamster'S name s Chubby, my step-sister choose that name... we just changed for ice princess or snow-white, all people in the house call it different names...
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This is Poto ("P"hantom "O"f "T"he "O"pera) for her half mask.
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Poochie - it was a cat
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3 legged cat called Tripod
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Pudding Frog Slayer (she emptied a pond of them) Tweater-Beater (The)
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my dad named our cat Bart until he found out it was a female.... it died of a fatal bowel disease
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lol i had a cat that we names chicken puff beceuse when she was a kitty she ate some of our raw chicken and we found it in the litter box lol
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we have some friends who have to Shih Tzus their names are Abby and Fitch. I have a cat named Stitches.
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I have a cat named rumplestiltzkin
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Pornstar she was a toy teddy bear pomeranian
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and finch (bird) called Gumprerf
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fredrick and scooby and gizmo
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I saw a drawing a child had done in a vets once. The picture was of a green cat called Riktus and there was a picture of Saturn which had an arrow saying Riktus' home planet on it. I couldn't help but laugh
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i had to cat-sit for a lady and it was named POOPY!! the dam thing would get out and i would have to chase it round the street calling POOPY!!!!
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Over the course of many years we have had cats and dogs with suitable names: Trevor, Gladys, Angus, Wayne, Claude, Sam, Slash, Barry and Jangle. (That's the cats) Fonzie, Lucy and Bruce. (They were the dogs). I knew a cat called Bodsworth, once. And a cat named MG (for Mongrel Guts), and my sister's dog was Deefer.
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I had a German Shepherd named Che Che, that's weird
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Hahah, my friend's dad used to have a terrier mix named Mister Fudgems because he was white and brown. It's funny because that is probably the most emascualing name to name the dog, for both the owner and pet. Oh, and it's also funny because I heard it in a Pizza Hut commercial, where the character was [supposed to remotely resemble] fudge brownies... but mostly, I just thought of that dog and his macho owner... ...Think of the most manly man you know. And now attach pet named Mr. Fudgems... funny stuff.
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When I was a Kid . My grandparents neighbors had a German Sheppard.... And its name was "Dog"
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I new dog called "chchgan"
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Hamilton Hamster.
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A white Spitz named "Cocaine". BTW his owner was a dealer, although I didn't know it then.
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i have a dog named Ellington, and two bunnies, one named Crazy Daisy and the other Fat Boy
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My guinea pig is Chester Malcolm III...but there was no Chester Malcolm Sr. or Jr....my husband just said "Chester Malcolm III" when he saw him, and it stuck! Also I saw some guy on Animal Planet who had named his ugly little poodle Stinky. I thought that was pretty amusing.
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My hampsters name was M.C. HAMPSTER!!! (cant touch this)
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I heard about a cat named Ass Face.
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Bronco...it was a Chihuahua
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My daughter had a horse called Sheila
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My cat was called Embrosious. (em-bro-sh-us)
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My friend had a dog named rover, he ate grass sometimes. Hey! isn't rover a lawnmower brand? lol
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peedipoopalotti as in pee and poop a lot. it was a jack russle
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Okay for horese there was What's My Chopped Liver, Just a Jug Head, and Bras D'Ore (Feet of Gold). For cats we had one called Libby Bobtail that answered only to Bob (female)and my fiancee called his cat BabyKitty (funny coming out of a long haired hippie biker)who was original Poochie. And lastly Gidget. For dogs Elvis Arron Presley the Second and Machavellie.
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A cat called Tuesday
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Wheredyago - it was a dog's name I heard. I'll never know if the dog was real or just made up. . .
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Boobly my friends bitch
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MC Hampster - Hampster
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Thundernuts, a Great Dane
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Marty. After Martin Brouder, Goalie to the NJ Devils
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Shithead....The movie "the Jrek"
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This is not a pet name I have used yet but I will...I will. I want a Donkey named Otay. Don key o tay...get it?
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I heard that the singer Pink has a dog named F*#ker.
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A friend of my dad's has a cat living on the front porch of his trailer with the rather self-explanatory name of "Porch Kitty". Almost always good for a laugh.
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Harry Left Nut (because he had one harry nut and the other one was bald!!)
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my brother named his dog defor, because he could think of a nme he just said he`s called DE FOR DOG
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I have a grey tree frog named Lampshade. We were really lacking on creativity when we got him. Just looking around the room we saw a lampshade & jokingly suggested that for a name. It was supposed to be temporary until we thought of something better, but it just kind of stuck.
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2 turtles - cuff & link
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we used to have a orange colored tabby cat some 30 years ago..her name was "meow-meow" because she meowed all the time lol..if we get a dog, we'll name him/her bark-bark
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Duke. He is a dobermin pincher.
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the singer Pink named her dog Fugger but the real F word.
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I had a poodle named Sir Dinky, & a friend of mine had a cat named Mouser
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I used to have this barn cat. He had 6 toes on both front paws (The Chinese say its good luck from what i am told) His name was Mr. Evil Kitty of Death and Destruction... Or Mekodad for short =)
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This is my cat (actually a kitten atm :]) His name is Nip The photo's kinda fuzzy, but then again, so is he.
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My freinds dog is called dog
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When my husband and i moved from the UK to Iceland, we went by ferry in order to take as much with us as we could. When we arrived in Iceland the customs had one of those German police dogs (I am absolutely clueless about dog breeds), she was huge and looked fairly mean... My impression of the dog collapsed when I heard someone call out her name... Kitty Cat...
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I would have to say "Grunt" that was our dogs name because when he slept that is all you heard
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a boxer dog called Widget.
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actually it was my cat His name was-- Fat Cat Lol :) (hey i was in 1st grade)
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Sisobra It comes from a Spanish sentence "El come si sobra"...it means "He will eat if there is leftover food availabe"...It was a joke, he was always fed well.
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There's Deeohgee, and it's a dog. Also a dog, D - og.
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I would have to be Moses, my friend's jewish cat. They call him Moe for short and he lounges around all day long. On the sabbath they feed him some gifelte fish and he apparently likes the crunch of matza.
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An elephant called peanuts. It's either just me or I'm immature. (peanuts. Peanus. Lol dicks.)
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An elephant called peanuts. It's either just me or I'm immature. (peanuts. Peanus. Lol dicks.)
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I had a guinea pig that i named 'airbag'.
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We have 3 ducks - 2 males and 1 female. We kept quacking AFLACK, AFLACK because of the commercials. So my daughter named the males BEN & AFLACK (Ben Afleck). The female is brown in coloring & my son named her CHOCOLATE THUNDER. So we have 3 pet ducks named... BEN AFLACK CHOCOLATE THUNDER
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My friend had two cats, they were both black, one had a white spot on the face, they're names were nigger and gizz....hey I didn't name them...
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Our friends named their registered Persian cat Phineous Pharteous for obviously smelly reasons. Beautiful cat with a nasty air.
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Dog - Kieth
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Fluffy - it was my goldfish when I was 11
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My cat's name is Devil, and when we'd get mail from our vet, it came in the name of the pet. So her name on the mail was Devil Wilson. LOL The mailman was like..."Devil?" She got the name by breaking many antiques we had around the house when my greatgrandma died. Now she's the Fat Devil Cat weighing in at 17 pounds.
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I had a friend who named his dog Askum (Pronounced like Ask-um). When some one would say "Whats your dog's name?" He would reply, "Askum". And every once in a while someone would turn to the dog and say something like, "Hey buddy, whats your name?"
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A mate of mine has a Parrot called "Kes" (which if you have seen the film is very funny)
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A friend of mine named one of her cats "His Royal Fatness" ("Fatness" for short). He earned his name with both his size and his attitude.
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My mom just adopted a dog from the pound, he looks like Sprocket from the kid's show "Fraggle Rock" and we suggested that name for him. She called me two days later and said that this name suited the dog better...BOO BOO MUPPY! I laughed my ass off - she didn't think it was all that funny!
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scrotum yes indeed my friend called his dog scrotum and refuses to change it, its great fun watching him down the park shouting "Scrotum get over here" haha
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Dog names Dinner by someone who hikes and travels alot. He said....."You never know!" ICK!!!
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We once had a dog called Whacko. My hubby's uncle had a dog called Bonkers
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I have an emu named Peepers...guess the previous owners named her for the sound she made at the time she was a chick. Otherwise I have a duck named uackers and we used to have one named Cheese. (Quackers and Cheese...get it?)
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My sister in law has a cat named Gorkamork. We had a Blue Heeler named Whacko and an unclehad a Staffy named Bonkers! Edited to add info
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"Guffon" and it was a golden felis-silvestris species of a cat...loved him a lot!
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"Sisobra" It means in Spanish "If leftovers are available". It was a mutt, stray dog that was given that name by someone who fed him, but only if he had leftovers on a daily basis.
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In the Steve Martin movie "The Jerk", he named his dog Shithead.
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Some friends of the family have a dog named deeohgee (the letters D-O-G sounded out.
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