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Hello has always worked for me.
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Epstein residence, this is Eli speaking. Our weekly special is the three-pepper pizza. How may I forward your call?
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I always say hello.
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You rang. or HALLOOO!! THIS IS THE INTERNATIONAL BREAKFAST BAR!!!
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he intended the greeting to be "Ahoy" I like the part in the movie "Elf" where he answers the phone, "Buddy the elf. What's your favorite color?"
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hello me speaking, or greetings it is i
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Heaven, god speaking.
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I've heard a fair few in my time. I tend to sort of burble insanly on the phone because I find it weird hearing a disembodied voice, so my mum usually says 'excuse the babbling fool, hello, may I ask who is calling?'
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Heaven's elevator. Going up or down? Tom here, How in the world are you? Beep, beep, beep.
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City morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em.
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Linda JoyYou stab em we slab em.
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"Good morning," "Good afternoon," or "Good evening." I worked a long time ago for a druggist who used to drink behind the counter with his brother on Saturday nights, and sometimes he'd pick up the phone and say "what do YOU want?" and similar things that would crack me up. I was too naive at the time to realize they were drinking.
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pick it up and say good-bye.
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Along the lines of cazhead's answer: Bill's Taxidermy - you snuff em we stuff em.
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i always say, "bueno!" to answer the phone.
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Do your best movie preview announcer voice and say "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone! If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1 now. If you'd like to choose from a list of current movies, press 2 now. To hear a list of movies playing at a particular theater, press 3 now."
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"Yello" (with a dragged-out "Y").
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"Quickie Mart!" in the voice of dude from The Simpsons.
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"Who is this?!"
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It's your dime!(yes,I have been around since phonecalls cost 10 cents)
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"Ok, you got me. What can I say?"
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"War Office, wanna fight?"
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What's poppin!
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yo, yo, yo, how's it hangin'?
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Is this the person with whom I'm speaking?
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hello,insane asylum, craaaaaaaazy speaking
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Ola Popalina
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Andy's Abortions: You rape 'em, we scrape, 'em. No fetus can beat us. Got a problem?
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Salam?
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When I was little, my dad used to always walk to the phone saying, "Hello, this is Harry Cemetery. If you're good you go to Heaven. If you're bad you go to..."and just as he answered, he'd finish the rhyme with, "...Hell-o". Thankfully the person on the phone only heard the hello part and weren't subjected to the torture like everyone in the room. lol
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Hi. You've reached ______'s Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria... where your loss is our sauce. As always... its a guarantee that no fetus can beat us or its on the house. Today's special is the 'Drunken Party Girl' where you rape 'em and we scrape 'em.
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vandalay industries... ?
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Waddup foo!
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Hell Lo that is how I answer my Cell.
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Hey!
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"House of Beauty, this is Cutie."
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