ANSWERS: 19
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Dogs have no plans for the car - they are process-oriented, not goal-oriented.
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hump the ish out of it LOL
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take a pee...
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Well since dogs are supposedly descended from wolves, I gues they would bite it till it bleeds to death?
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Bury it out the backyard of course!
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Ninja Cooper says "I will pee on it and make it Mine"
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never got that far in my plans.... ;)
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Stand there and bark or engage in a staring contest with the car.
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Bite it's tires off, so that it can't out-run me anymore. OUCH!! That didn't work!
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Pee on the hubcaps and get rid of that shine. There's a dog in there! How dare he!
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Hang it in my trophy room. Ruf!
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get in it, Im sick of running behind it like this for so long ! ruff ruff :(
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Hump it.
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The same thing I did when I caught that squirrel back in '61. Look around to see if anybody saw me. Take in the applause, than let the bugger go. It's all in who's faster. And it's only a game, right?
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mine would drag it bag to the yard and use it as a chewy toy
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Stare at it in shock that I actually caught it, then start barking furiously until it ran away. :-)
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My dog said "Bring it home, skin and gut it and cook it for 30-40 minutes at 375 degrees". Serve with a white wine if the car is light in color, red if dark colored"
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Lift a leg on it, of course.
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Mine says he doesn't care about cars, he wants a steak
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