What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?
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ANSWERS: 41
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I once slid down a wooded balance beam on my butt. Splinters in the butt...not good.
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By dropping a big jar of Welchs Jelly on my toe..have the scar to prove it!
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Running to the microwave for no important reason (nothing on fire, nothing burning) and smacking my left arm so hard in to the bar of the kitchen island (that stood in the center of the kitchen that I designed and knew exactly where it was), so hard that it left a black bruise in the shape of the edge and corner of the counter top so bad that my co-workers asked if everything was ok with my husband and myself and our homelife.
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Burned my legs with boiling water because I was distracted and forgot it was hot.
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There is no freakin telling what the dumbest way I've ever injured myself was....lol. I am one of the clumsiest people on this earth and have hurt my self more times than I can count...
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Running into a wall in the dark, into doors in the dark and in the light. Just did it in the light about 30 minutes ago.
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Rolling over on the couch. I had my thumb in my belt loop and rolled over and it broke my thumb.
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Nearly (thankfully didn't) sprained my ankle wearing stiletto heels.
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One time when I had the boys over I got a light bulb stuck in my ass.
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Slipped on an egg white and sprained my ankle.
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I was chasing someone, grabbed their shirt, and fractured my finger. True story, it really happened, no matter how dumb that sounds. My mom's hubby was going to pop my finger back with Popsicle sticks, if my mom hadn't of came home right then. Apparently, the dr said if he had done that, it would have just broken my finger completely and would've had trouble healing right. Not that the crooked finger is healed right anyway.
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I forget the exact date, but one day back in the early 1970s, I was watching my younger sister while she was watching Sesame Street on TV ... I was also sitting & sharpening one of my practice swords ... for some reason, there was an accident at the TV control room, someone bumped a button and changed what was being broadcast ... for several minutes Sesame Street was replaced with a Miss Nude pageant ... and as I glanced up at the split second of static then sudden sound change and saw several nude women on a stage, my finger slipped from my sharpening stone and I cut my knuckle on my sword ... I bandaged & taped my finger, then went for two stitches ... the tiny scar is still visible ... __________ ... found the date ... September 8th, 1973.
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I was sitting basically in the fetal position and I sneezed and hit my eye right on my knee cap
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When I was fourteen, I came home and flopped down in our recliner, I did not know that my four year old sister had been drawing pictures in that chair and had not taken the pencil with her. The ER doc removed about an inch and a half of the pencil embedded two inches deep from my left butt cheek. I took him 45 minutes just to get all the paint chips.
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I missed catching the 92mph fastball my 15 year old son threw to me with his left hand.
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I got a really bad knee injury playing baseball... but it wasn't sliding or a catcher collision or anything it was during warm ups playing catch... i stepped on a little rock and it took me down hard :(
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I was carrying, bare-handed, a large, oil covered, piece of metal, about the size of a brick. with sharp edges on all the corners. It started to slip from my hand and instead of letting it drop, I squeezed tighter, trying to keep it from falling and cut my little finger about half-off.
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Falling one some ice, right after laughing at someone for falling on some ice.
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hahaha! OK, here it is, I was 16, I worked at McDonalds, and three hot chicks walked in, I told them I would be right with them, as soon as the fries were done... yeah... so anyway, I was too busy looking at them, and when I went to get the fries, I stuck my hand right in the oil... uh huh. I did it, go on and laugh
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Lets see...............I have two that tie I think! One time in eigth grade it was a rainny day and my mom was waiting in the parking lot to pick me up so i was running to the car and i tripped over one of the parking slabs and landed and broke my right arm! The next time was in my sophmore year in p.e.....we were doing an indoor obsticle coarse and my foot slipped and i fell and landed hard on my left arm. Because it was in a gym the sound of my arm breaking was magnified. My p.e teacher who was talking to someone and she just turned around and was like "What was that?"
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I fell off a bike with training wheels.
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I walked into a wall once, giving myself a concussion and spraining my neck. I was walking and looking down at the same time, so I hit it with the crown of my head. Just to add a cruel twist, I also bit my tongue in the process. And Yes, I was sober.
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I was punching holes in the top of a jar top because I was catching lightning bugs when I was a kid. I punctured the area on my hand by my thumb really bad.
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Deeply cut the index finger on my left hand slicing a French roll. It bled like a fountain and took four stitches.
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I was walking on the roof of my house once, and I fell off, but it didn't hurt at all for some reason and I wasn't really "injured" so I don't even know if that counts.
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I have had a few lol erm, fell from my toilet asleep / drunk and hit my nose on the sink and broke it (my nose not the sink) tripped over a football that I was trying to kick when I was a kid and broke my wrist in two places errr....cutting into a garlic slice and went right through the bread and nearly chopped top of my ring finger off on my left hand fell out of a crab apple tree and landed on a big stone - on my back climbing up a drainpipe to get a ball from a kitchen extension roof and the pipe came away from the wall, all I could do was hug the drainpipe and land on the floor I am sure there are plenty more but none as painful.....
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I was hanging out with some girl friends as a teenager. We were walking down this dark street, and we decided we wanted to go in the sewers. So while they were standing there talking, I decided to lift off the manhole cover. I had no idea it was so heavy, and after I got it up I was yelling for the other girls to come help me before I dropped it, they were too slow, and I dropped the manhole cover on my foot! I think it was around 100 lbs. I'm surprised it did'nt break my foot! It left a huge scar on the top of it, and I have to be reminded of my stupidity every time I look at it!
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I cut my hand on a paper once and it was a very deep cut . Needed dressing for a week.
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The olympics were a bad influence on me as a kid and being the neighborhood daredevil I decided one day to try polevaulting in the backyard. Needless to say that one ended badly. As I was running the broomstick I was using bounced off up my shoe and ended up hitting me in the left eye.
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Sticking a nail puller in my cheekbone when the step I was trying to pull up let go suddenly.
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hello , i was chasing my dog and i went to grab him and leaned on a chair spraining a finger.pretty dumb eh?
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Lets see, friends, fire, booze. Ill let you guess.
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taking my dog for a walk
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Just the other day i was cooking and the grease caught on fire. i accidently dropped something in it and it splattered on my arm and caught it on fire. needless to say, my arm looks like shit now. lol
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fell off my bed
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Which of the many? I think one of the dumbest ones was when I took a baking sheet out of the oven and the oven mitt slipped, I burned my wrist a little. So I did the smart thing. To get the hot sheet away from my wrist I swithced the sheet to my other mittless hand. That was a long night in the ER.
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I actually stepped on a rake, and smashed myself in the side of the face with it. I was unbelievably lucky. Sure, I got a huge bruise on my chin and up one side of my face that lasted many weeks, but I didn't hurt my eye, break any teeth..... wow ! It was so shocking a sensation. I don't recommend it, LOL !!!!! NEVER LEAVE YOUR RAKE ON THE GROUND, that's my advice!
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ha today i axcidently dropped a bowling ball on my foot! IT hurts like helLL!
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I sprayed my self in the eye with sourhead candy spray
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I was about 12 years old and my brother was playing with some playdough and I was walking around barefoot and then next thing I new i heard a snap and I then felt pain the bottom of my foot and I sat down, looked at the bottom of my foot and there was a toothpick in my foot from my brother's playdough. Needless to say I had an inch sized hole in my foot and I had a splinter inside and had to have 2 stiches in the bottom of my foot......weird or what?
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Havent had one real bad myself, but my brother broke his arm tripping over my dads dog
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