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His car, house and girl of course.
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His penis.
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women' with long sexy legs wearing the diamonds we just bought them !
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The girl with the diamond hopefully!
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His lazy boy recliner, with the T.V. remote in the side pocket!!
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His dog?
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A full set of Ping Eye 2 golf clubs, A Savage Model 12 target rifle in .308. A Wort Chiller (for beer making) and then there's this little bald dude.
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Money to buy those for her.
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Since diamonds are not my best friend, I have no idea.
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Apparently his dog is his best friend.
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His car, truck, boat, cycles,...you know, his toys.
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The girl he's just bought the diamonds for.
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football and the couch
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I'd also say dog! both valuable in diff ways!
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A TV remote.
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his hand
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... wholesale diamond brokers ...
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Coconuts.
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BACON
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His dog, TV, car, beer.
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FOOTBALL
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Buttons - shiny chrome buttons and speakers that knock the fur off of the cat & piss of people 40 miles away
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boobs
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His job he has to work at all the time to pay for all those diamonds.
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His dick.
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his girlfriend:D
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A 15k big screen plama. She kept her engagement ring in the divorce, I got that. It was a great deal:)
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His ACTUAL best friend/s perhaps?
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His wife!
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cubic zirconia (the woman THINKS the diamond is her best friend)
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Beer, car, TV, Remote, Chips, Video games,strip clubs, etc...lol
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A dog right? Hasn't it always? XD And my bf isn't a diamond, it a sapphire!!! :D
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Motorcycles.
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boobs.
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Girl
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His employer. It's the only way he can keep his girlfriend in diamonds!
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Specials on diamonds at the local jewelry store :)
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As a small child my Gran'mom told me: 1) When you walk, hold your head high and look straight ahead. Do your very best to NEVER look down. When you look down, folks will think you're broke and looking for money. 2) THE VERY BEST friends you'll EVER have are in your wallet or pocket: Benjamin Franklin: The $100 bill. Ulysses S. Grant: The $50 bill. Andrew Jackson: The $20 bill. Alexander Hamilton: The $10 bill Abraham Lincoln: The $5 bill. George Washington: The $1 bill. As far as Thomas Jefferson on the $2 bill, folks aren't very familiar with that bill. It's better to have two $1 bills. Gran'mom was a VERY smart lady - FAR ahead of her time! AND Gran'mom gave all of us in our family (and I'm sure many others, too) a few of life's valuable lessons! God Bless, you Gran'mom. I miss you, Gran'mom. I love you, Gran'mom. Rest in peace, Gran'mom. Thanks for asking your Q! I enjoyed answering it! VTY, Ron Berue Yes, that is my real last name! Sources: Because you asked. A little stroll down "Memory Lane". "THE University of Hard Knocks" Also known as ["a/k/a"] "life's valuable lessons".
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a dog is a mans best friend
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A girl with diamonds
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his wallet and keeping it close to his chest. A woman like that is expensive to keep so I'd make sure it's nearly always empty! (from a woman). My husband is my best friend, bugger the diamonds!!!
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sexual favors!
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My sachet. Touch it and i'll chop your hand off lol.
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his dog
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I thought a dog was man's best friend?
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Pre-nuptial agreements. :o)
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In England when guys go to the bathroom they say - Just going to go shake hands with my best friend.
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Dogs, women.. but it depends.. and nt all girls nor all guys have the same favorite
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Butt Plugs...is that not true?
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a massive crate of beers ha!
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THE REMOTE
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booty calls
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Blow Jobs...... serioulsy girls come on and quit holding out on the head
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Porn;)
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Girls.
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A dog.
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A dog-isn't that a rip off?
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dogs and fast cars ... LoLz
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moissanite. it looks so similar to diamond it tricks laser testers and half of profesional jewelers (they do not notice it has MORE fire). it is harder than saphire 9.25/10 mohs hardness, meaning it will NOT be scratched. more chemicaly stable than diamond. 1/6th the cost . DEATH TO DEBEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A girl with diamonds!
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his dog, beer, tv, and sex
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I believe dogs are man's best friend.
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The pearl of great price would top my list.
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cmon....do you really need to ask? Its that thing they lie, cheat and steal to get. and every women has one.
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A good sexy woman comes very close. Sometimes ahead of a dog.
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I think its a dog!
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A grateful girlfriend with an oral fixation.
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Moulin Rouge dancers.
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Once the girl steals the diamond from you and breaks your heart, a low-maintenance female from here on out. Worked for me!!
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a dog... :)
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I would say it will always be Automobile/Cars.
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It better be the jeweler.
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BJ's
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psychotropic substances
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a women whos best friend wasnt diamonds
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It's a dog: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
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the one who licks his balls? or tells him he's awesome? one or the other .....
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The guy sitting next to him in the jail cell he just woke up in saying "Lets do it again!"
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HIS HAND....
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A TAG Heuer :)
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I'd go with diamonds. I think their valubale no matter what gender you are.
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Either a big truck or a fast fancy car.
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Most guys come equipped with two best friends...righty and lefty!
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Beer, cars, food, sports, guns, or sex. Maybe all of the above??
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guy dont need bestfriends, most of the time they think with their dicks!!!:)
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Diamonds, since they are a girls best friend, and a girl is a guy's best friend, diamonds are a guy's best friend by proxy.
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the dog - a man's best friend.
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I would have to say safely pussy ass tits I am quite fond of all of them.
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I think a great looking gold ring, worn on his middle finger, looks very nice
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their d*ck!
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That little thing that women have that would put a bounty on there heads if they didn't have it.
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a girl's true love
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A womans tight wet pussy.
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Fishing boat.
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4 wheel drive vehicles
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probably what he has in his pants
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I would say guys would prefer for bikes/carz
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The girl! The boys wants the girls and the girls wants the diamonds... thats why relationships are so difficult.
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Beer.
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pussy
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