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Remember, this is 'outside the bag' now! Nothing against nuns, but she's on her way to heaven already, so... I'd say me, but I've got a lot of penance to to :) Starting with this answer!
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Can't two of you share a parachute?
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oprah dies.
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I would save Oprah. She gives away money and the nun would forgive me!
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Oprah deffinitely anyone that rich that don't plan ahead will be assed out in that fight
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share a chute with the nun.. oprahs weight goes up and down so quick i cant remember if shes large or skinny at the moment.
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what neenie2 said. The nun is already going to heaven. So you'd think i'd give it to oprah. But why should i risk mine doesn't deploy? i'd throw out Oprah so that the plane wouldn't fall so quickly, and use both parachutes on my way to safety.
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i would quikly learn how to fly a plane
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I'd want a back up parachute for myself... Just in case.
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I'd jump and let them argue it out.
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I agree with Cheese. I'd want a back up shoot for myself! LOL!!
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I would've been trying to jump out of the plane since take off eh.
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Oprah gets nothing. No parachute could take that weight
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I'd give it to Oprah and let her decide since she's the "all-knowing", "all-powerful" human of all time. Surely she would know the right thing to do...eh?
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Give the pilot the other parachute and push him out of the plane and the keep the other parachute for myself and follow the pilot out.
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i would have the two for my self just for sure
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The nun will get the parachute ,Oprah can use her underwear as a parachute!!!
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It's all OK because it's the flying nun and Oprah can probably pull some New Age thinking and have us up and running in a jiffy. If we were going down, I'd have to be the one to sacrifice myself for they are both greater than I :)
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me and the nun get the parachutes. oprah has done enough damage to the world and brainwashed enough women into what they should read, wear and do. i'm still young enough to make a difference and that nun might find a new religious experience surviving a plane crash. hell, they'd probably make her a saint for getting rid of oprah.
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Well according to several movies I've seen, people with no knowledge of flying whatsoever just need instructions from the control tower in order to successfully land a plane and become a hero. The only criteria seems to be that you're good-looking and have a small child waiting anxiously for your safe return...Oh no, wait..that would rule out all three of us...
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id give oprah the boot. if she some how caught hold of a parachute id be in deep sorrow for it.
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