ANSWERS: 40
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If I had the charisma for it, I'd love to pretty much do everything that was done in "Catch me if you can"
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A diabolical supervillain. I'd hold the world for ransom with my moon-melting laser.
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Definitely white collar. Violent crimes don't pay very well and when people get caught after committing a violent crime they get long jail sentences with very bad people. If you get caught committing a white-collar crime (very rare) you usually get a fine that is less than what you stole and if you do go to jail, the sentence is usually short and your jailmates are also white-collar criminals. And you can steal millions or billions with white collar crime. Rob a 7-11 and you'll only pick up a couple thousand. I'd definitely look into white collar crime...if I were to consider such a life. But then I've been an attorney so this thinking comes naturally to me.
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See: Fight Club.
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I very inept one.
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Hitman, sounds like many people would be willing to hire me.
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A politician. :)
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To start a pick pocket.
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Scam Artist, There is a variety of things to do.
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a bank robber, i watched bonnie and clyde the other day, and though it didnt turn out so nice for them thats the kind of crime thats cut out for me.
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a prostitute maybe.
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A member of Idne's cabinet, if she'll have me.
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The kind that doesn't get caught.
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The crime where you actually make someone happy, even for just a couple of hours ;)
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I would become Robin Hood 2.
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I'd steal pieces of beautiful plants and propogate them and sell and plant them all over the city....
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I think I'd like to ebezzle funds from big companies that do things that hurt people.
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A Smooth Criminal -
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Thief..sneak into the high-falutin' restaurants and steal the truffles, caviar and expensive wines...sell them and have a fine life! Maybe nibble here and there, or take a sip here and there...ah, just thinking about it is exciting me more than it should! :(
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Money laundering.
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Art thief
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Something white collar with little risk and high reward. I don't know what that would be though.
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I think in terms of one BIG robbery, Not a violent armed robbery but something like tunneling into one of the vaults at the Denver mint or the federal reserve bank of new york, Making off with 10 million in a one shot, one time, big payoff non violent crime then becoming an honest upstanding citizen the rest of my life sipping umbrella drinks on a beach in Costa rica.
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I'd probably be a sniper.
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I'd start printing my own money again.
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something with the black market...but not involving people's livers or any type of body parts...or organs...
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That depends... is "cat burgler" one who burgles cats or cat who burgles? I'd think imma burgle, but what would I do with other cats?
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Sell pot, but only to adults.
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Forgery -- with over 15 years' experience in the graphic arts field, it'd be the criminal career I'd be most qualified for...
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i would be a robber, just steal me food n if i lived near the beach i would steal peoples bags n use 2 money out of them to make life i lil easier
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i think i would go and work for bill gates..
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I would be a drug lord. I hear they get good money.
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Why, a master jewel thief.....What else?
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a police officer or a lawyer.
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"Crime, is how I, The Shadow, already support myself and with all these confessions, I'd better get to work! :)
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wow, i dont think i can answer this one. cause teaching someone how to commit a crime is bad and i think its illegal even online. but i would be the best bank robber ever. enough said.
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A white collar criminal. Maybe a Politician.
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i would be the best call girl the men have ever had.
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The best, sneakiest, most greedy thief in all the land!
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That's easy, prostitution. The pay is great, and you get to lay on your back. And the legal penalty isn't that bad if I get caught. As long as I use condom's, and have security near by, I feel it would be the least risk vs the money I would make.
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