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Really, really, no.
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Only and I mean only when you have a valid, life or death reason to know.
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When she's asleep or dead.
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Yes, but only if you're her Physician.
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Only when you have no further interest in living;)
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lol how about NEVER
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Before you herniate!
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No I don't believe so, I would just forget about it!
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Ask while she's on the scale, that way if she lies, it's and out-and-out LIE.
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Maybe if you're her doctor or fitness instructor...
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when you are a passenger on the Titanic
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During a health exam.
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If your a doctor in your office! Other than that, NO!!!
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Mmm...From my experiences of when I accidently did. I would have gotten slapped if it weren't for the table that was between us. Haha.
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When she says, "I'm at my perfect weight and I feel so good. How much do you think I weight?"
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Before you find her a sparring partner. And if you ask her that and she doesn't box, she might decide to start immediately.
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Right after you say: You look like you've lost weight!
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ONLY in the following situations: If you're a doctor (at the office), license-branch worker (ONLY for her license), dietician (at office), a diet center or fitness center worker (for the "before" or "during") or are filling out a form for her that asks it. Otherwise, have you ever heard the expression "daggers in her eyes?" You may ALSO wish to make sure she has NO sharp objects or throwable itesm (and don't be sureprized if the TV hits you in the head before you know it!) ;-)
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At the hospital, at the nurse station.
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Yes when you are getting ready to use your grappling gun to save her life!(Michael Keaton as Batman)or if you are crossing Thin Ice. If you ask when your not on thin Ice you soon will be!
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Only if you are prepared for the answer "I weigh enough to kick your ass"
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ONLY if you believe you know her well enough (usually involves having a relationship of some sort with her), AND, when she's complaining out her weight. It should probably usually go something like THIS: "Are you kidding? Well, personally, I don't think you're heavy at all... I know it's not polite to ask, but, how much DO you weigh, if you don't mind my asking?" and follow it up, if she tells you with, "That's not THAT heavy... I think you look great."
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if she weighs herself in front of you and bitches, then you can ask her because she would just do it on her own time if she didnt want you to know how fat or skinny she is.
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i don't think so
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Only at a doctor's office. :)
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Only at a doctor's office.....IF you're a nurse. :)
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nope!
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I know a good way: Push her gently, using approx. 1N of force, or maybe a little more. Then calculate her acceleration. Use the Newton's formula F=ma to find out her mass. Voi la!
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Right after she has significantly lost weight in a healthy way, and wants it known how hard she worked... and it's in context. Otherwise, most women are extra sensitive to that kind of thing.
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