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"danny i think i have your pencil".
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do u think u will ever b on time?
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I think it was inquiring what my girlfriend was doing.
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"Your lame" haha!
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"Well i am going to get my schedule and do a few other things so I wont be back until later this evening just letting you know if you do buzz. I love you siphi x"
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No I didn't get your last text! HAHA!
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We are home now there was an illegal immigration protest thanks for letting us come over!
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I am out of class
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Will you buy some <use imagination>? I'm out.
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Please don't laugh. It was COKE from my keypad becasue I was texting in my coke code on the back of the caps.
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Someone on answerbag gave me minus 5 and it was for a really good answer :( haha.. i like to whinge to my boyfriend.. but its true! it was a good answer!
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Thanks for saying bye!
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<not at all, chicks with dirty mouths give me wood "boing">
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My phone number has changed to XXX-XXXX, I decided to do away with the cell phones so you can now only reach me when I'm home.
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Saldo
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'Was in lecture - call me now?'. Because I missed a call while I was in a lecture.
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If inly i could tell you ;) Let's just say even i didn't know what i wrote until i woke up the next morning and was very quiet about it! ;)
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I sent a girl a text saying " Y R U so sexy?" She said " what u wanna do bout that?" It made me hard instantly.
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What do you mean you're late?
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It's a tad explicit, so I'll sensor it: " **** yo couch!"
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TY.
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It said "I was joking."
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"wat up?"
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yea
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Happy Monday!
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sweet dreams sweetheart goodnight i love ,to my GF
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"Ok, meet you there at 8."
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"nah i wznt hungry at all i had to force down my main meal. omg yes, hes just txt me now asking for another date. how keen is he?"
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"Haha! Yeh tha rats gt a swvel head! X"
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Tall PO misc done.
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Wowie zowie! (That's all I can say here) ;)
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"Thank u! Kissy Sissy!"
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"Nej.. Har du da gjort det?" Not as dirty as it sounds, you know ;)
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I will be..
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"I hope you are doing okay."
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"Fuck yo couch!"
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Thinking of you!
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Just call me in the morning to wake me up, please. Even if you aren't gonna come, i need to do some shit tomorrow so i cant sleep all day.
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it said "Sorry been busy. How are ya hun"
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'fone me'...
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Awe. You made me smile again.
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'If you not wearing your shrug can I borrow it. have you got my shoes.'
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"no way! you need to be sleeping shane, don't you have church tomorrow?" lol boring, i know.
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"Bah! Bring a different movie. =P hahaha"
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My last text was something like this..... Your mommy is getting tired, what time do you want me to help you? I hope soon.
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Love you! 2:13AM Tue Jul22
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stemnyj@gmail.com
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*sigh* im not racist katieroo* *name has been changed
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My last txt sent was "Does tay feel better?"
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antonio is a bitch and he sucks dick
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My last text said: *Thats it yup lol*
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It's a picture text. I sent it to my sister's boyfriend. We both work on the first floor of the hospital where the morgue is. Thought he would get a kick out of it.... I have a key to the morgue so me and a buddy I work with went in there the other night. The pic is of me laying on one of the freezer slabs that you pull out. Under the pic is says "THIS JOB IS KILLING ME!" It was a 14 hour shift! LOL I can't work ALL the time!
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Nearly home.
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I burned my noodles and they taste gross. :(
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OMW (on my way)
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"Thank you! He is aint he? lol. and he is SOOO freaking smart it blows my mind!" i was talking about my son.
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Happy new year have a nice 2009 !! X
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Yeah.
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yep
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"Nope. Actual pigs XD" XDD
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"you've come a long way since then eh! keep it up. happy anniversary of the first day of the biggest chnge of ur life!"
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"You can't go around calling me Gobi Bear without expecting to be called Terrorist Bear in return."
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