ANSWERS: 10
  • Give a man a stick and he will run for a day, teach a man to talk and he will talk for a lifetime
  • Give a man a HUNDRED DOLLARS IN ONE DOLLAR BILLS and he will go to the brass pole lounge for a day, teach a man to DANCE ON A BRASS POLE and he will still be BE BROKE for a lifetime.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he’ll sit in the boat and drink all day
  • Give a man a beer and he will sit on his butt all day, teach a man to get his own beer and his wife will get fat.
  • Give a (my) man clean socks and tee-shirts and he will wear them for a day. Teach a (my) man to do his own darn laundry, and he will be wearing pink socks and tee-shirts for a lifetime. LOL!
  • “Give a man a PC, and it’ll work for a day. Teach him how to fix it and it’ll work forever (or least a couple months).” Source: http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/3379 "Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime." "Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!" (the template was somewhat modified) Source: http://www.mtl2600.org/forum/viewtopic.php?start=30&t=132 This one I created: Give a man a kick in the ass, he will work for you for a day, teach a man to kick others in the ass, he will manage your business for a lifetime... (you could also replace "kick in the ass" with motivation / motivate, for a softer version)
  • give a man a GOOD TIME and he will LOVE YOU for a day, teach a man to LOVE and he will LOVE for a lifetime.
  • Give a man a condom and he willl screw for a day, teach a man to buy his own damned condoms and he will be paying child support for a lifetime. lmao
  • Give a man a bible and he will worship for a day. Teach a man to write a bible and he will be worshiped for a lifetime.
  • Give a man a Windows PC and he will use it for a day, teach a man to use a Macintosh and he will have it for a lifetime. :) Give a man a Faith and he will Be Blind for a day, teach a man Logic and he will Think for a lifetime.

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