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"How's that bra workin' for ya?"
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Is that it?
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Dude i recognise you. I slept with your daughter.Shes like a whore in bed
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"Is it in yet?"
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do youthink the shears are o.k. mr. Bobbit?
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"That guy over there is so cute. You should cut your hair like his."
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Are you a man or a woman?
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Please tell me because I tend to put my foot in my mouth!
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It gets bigger, right?
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" Are you gonna start that decorating ? " when the football's on.
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Next time you'll last longer than 1.5 mins right?
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Is that a penis or a vagina ??
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I would say ,what the person does for a living ,and how much they make.Personally ,to me,it is none of their business,and if that is the case a likeliness of a relationship is not good,for they should accept me as I am rich or poor ,or anything in between.
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Do you understand how I feel?
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do your ovaries hurt?
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His salary
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Something that you are not ready to hear the real answer to.
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Can I have your last beer.
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How big is your dick..??
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How did you become pregnant?
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"What are you thinking?"
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do you love me? it always confuses me as to why girls ask that on movies and whatnot. i am a girl, and i would never ask that. even if they say yes, how do you know that they are not just saying that to avoid upsetting you? but i guess that goes both ways, not just something to not ask a man.
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Is that an "outtie Belly button"?
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How big is your penis? To which I usually respond, How good is your dental insurance?
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"do i look fat in these pants?" "is it in yet?" "well...is it in now?"
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Are you seriously going to try Hair-club-for-men?
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i ask guys whatever is on my mind .. i think its best to be completly honest! im a very open person so i always ask whatever im thinking about, doesnt matter if its gross or personal etc! coz at the end of the day they dont have to answer it if they dont want to =] x
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Can I use your cell phone???
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"Do you think she's pretty?"
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Where do you think this relationship is going? i mean how do you answer that?... i love the episode of friends where ross and that student are dating and he gets asked the question... hilarious...
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What would you say if I said I was carrying your child?
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"Hypothetically speaking, how would you feel if I told you your kids weren't actually YOURS?"
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Can I borrow some makeup?
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have you thought of getting that growth checked?
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What size are your shoes???
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Is that as big as it gets? Did something happen to it? Do they all look like that?
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how many girls have you been with? anybody I know? what are their names?
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Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low? Never ask that.
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Is that all of it?
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I think most men would answer anything...I do.
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"Why is your penis so much smaller than my ex boyfriend's?" (just a guess)
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Want to see my collection of fetal corpses?
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Is that all?
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Lol " Am i hot?"
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baby can i watch tv on you flatscreen? ( while he is watching the football game )
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Can I try my new giant strap on???
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Hurry up, my chips are getting cold.
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Are you gay? Or You look and/or seem Gay.
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Was our sex better than his last girlfriend's. He's keeping score but doesn't want to share. If he digs you, it's pointless...you're sleeping with him so don't dwell on it and just get spice it up more in the bedroom. It's all good and the winner will get the ring anyhow.
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can you buy me this?
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Are you gay? I learned the hard way.
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"Would you like to discuss our emotions?" * *note; I would never ask and man ~I~ have ever met this question. That doesn't mean that there aren't any men out there that wouldn't be perfectly willing to answer it....
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are you in yet
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Is that really how big it is, or is it just cold in here?
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can you stop going to the pub every night no fuck you you stupid fat bitch go eat another cake ya fat whore fuck you, just cus i married didnt mean i wouldent care wat your body looked like any moar, and clean your fucking teeth your breath smells like shit, *gets out shot gun *puts in her mouth now bitch you ever gonna ask me that question again no i didnt fucking think so *shoots he scoooooooaaaaaares
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The worst question is "why are you wearing a dress".
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What was your ex like... thats a can of worms! :D
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A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER ASK THE FOLLOWING: HOW MUCH IS YOUR SALARY? HOW LONG IS YOUR PENIS? IS IT ENOUGH TO GET INTO MY VAGINA? CAN I TASTE YOUR PENIS? CAN YOU PUSH YOUR PENIS INTO MY VAGINA?
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"Does this make me look fat?" HOW CAN THAT BE ANSWERED?! We lie, and you know we are lying. We tell you the truth, and your feelings get hurt. If we say, "You look beautiful," we are avoiding the question. Just save yourselves and us the embarrassment by not asking that question.
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you should wear a more supportive top, your boobs are sagging aren't they?
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Why is your penis so small?
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Never ask a man where he is from. If he is from Texas he will tell you. If he isn’t, you will embarrass him.
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"Is that it?!"
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"You know I used to be a man, right?" LOL.
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That's... really small.
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you should never ask a man if he pees sitting down?
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never tell him you still love your ex! lol
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Never TELL him the size, shape of your exboyfriend's pinis. Don't tell him how good an ex was in bed, or even at kissing or whatever. In fact, don't mention much about your exes to him at all. You are with him now, so leave your past with other guys out of it unless you are sure its relevant.
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To give you his last beer or to watch chick flicks on Sunday.
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Never tell him that you think his mother is an annoying old @#%^&
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Never walk up to a man and say "You know? I'm shaved smoother than a baby's butt". He'll never look at you the same way again.
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NEVER EVER Tell the truth about how many men you have been with if it is a large amount. No man wants a ex-slut for a life partner. Or a partner period, at least in my book. And yes, we men need confidence boosters just like women do. We are self conscious about how we perform in bed, Don't be blunt if the performance is bad, just sugar coat it lol.
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Don't talk to us about "feminine hygiene." We just do NOT want to know. PERIOD. (Yes, pun intended)
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"Let me know when I should start moaning and calling your name, ok?"
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Your penis is cute?
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how your or his bowel movements are doing.
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Former sexual partners. It leads nowhere.
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Never compare him with anyone.
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I'll plead to not answer on the grounds that it would tend to incriminate me.
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is it in?
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If it is a man that you want to get something from, don't ever tell him that you don't love him, even though you don't love him just pretend to show the love.
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whats the one question you should never ask a man 1. why 2 . reason is because this word (why) makes men very denfenvise and makes them feel serectly like u said he stupid for askin or thinkin that. 3. try to erase that word. and use how come or tell me more when dealin with a man. using these words doesnt make a man feel that way.
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"Is that it?"
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There isn't any. Its up to me to hear it and decide if I want to answer.
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"do my boobs like fat in this?" oh wait...what?
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How long your d... is?
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never ask a man how many girls he slept with b/c when he says 80-100 like my BF did i wanted to pass out, and then they ask the question back.... your past is your past just leave it be
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What's shrinkage?
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The one that he doesn't want to answer.
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How about the one you don't really want the answer to, like 'does this dress make me look fat?' .
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what is double shuffle ?
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Is that your natural hair or do you have plugs?
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Why do you love me? I know of many men who HATE this question, and yes females always ask!
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Is that it? Because if we're showing you something, we expect you to be impressed
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Does my butt look big in this?
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i love you ???? "waiting for reply"
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Are you gay? What's under the hood of that car?
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Is it in yet?
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to do the dishes
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Why did you lie to me...........I found out that he will tell you another damn lie to excuse himself
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