ANSWERS: 100
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Did you ever see Ray Charles car??? *cough cough* Neither did he....Then I would die.
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Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo (Devotion to the Mystic Law of Cause & Effect Through, Sound, Learning and Vibration)
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"Rosebud...." Just to mess with them when I'm gone!
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"Tell my kids I love them more than anything or anyone I've ever known."
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I love Pixar
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I told you I was ill.
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"Mother always liked you best"
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Assuming my boyfriend was there it would have to be I will always love you.
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Don't spend too much on my funeral ok.
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"You wanna know where I buried the money?"
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If I was with my loved ones I would say "You filled my life with happiness and joy, Thank You!"
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All that bacon was worth it. *dies*
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"Hhhhhhhhhhh....." Hopefully I have already said all the things that need to be said, and I will just leak some air and go away.
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"My ex wife can kiss my hairy black ass".
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Any messages you want delivered?
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I love you and will always watch over you. :)
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But I just saved a great deal on car insurance with Geico;)
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God Bless those who need blessed the most. Especially Peyton and Trotskyturd.
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God forgive me of my sins in Jesus name, for I am coming home.
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I told you I was ill.
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"Oxygen, I need Oxygen!!!"
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Please get your hands off my neck.
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I lived a long fulfilling life please share my life stories with those you all know, and if nothing else may it bring a smile to there faces. I loved life, but I am ready to move on. Love those that need it, care about those who need it, and be good to those that need it. There is too much sorrow in this world. If you see someone crying may you show them you care. If you see someone that is lonely may you share your life with them. Remember the ways you want to be treated and desire to be treated, please treat everyone you meet that way. Love life, love one another, have fun, learn, be good, if you feel bad don't take it out on another person. Perhaps share why you feel bad, or maybe do something constructive. The world is in a horrible state because of the selfishness of man. Go out of your way to be good to someone else, that person will feel so good that they will desire to be good unto others. LOVE! ..........
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Bugger, forgot to turn the iron off!
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I know where shergar is.......
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Your fly's undone.
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I'd say, "Cynstriss and hubby. I'm sorry for that wicked joke I made on AB forty years ago!".
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Why....why....why???
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"Damn, that was fun ..."
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"All my wealth has been hidden away in the..." *dies* Probably... I've always wanted to create some kind of insane treasure hunt upon my death, but it just keeps going and going, or has some extremely complex problem to be solved that has so many possible answers that the hunt is in effect, unsolvable. That, or express my love for everyone - but I'd probably have done that a long time before my death anyway.
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One of these long sentences: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_English_sentence For instance, because it is also one of the most interesting ones: - "Section I of Allen Ginsberg's poem Howl" ("is one long sentence")
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Sophie, I love you more than life itself.
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I answered this a while ago, but wasn't really serious. THe one thing i would want is to have my son by my side and tell him, "I Love You".
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Well...let's see what's next...
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Gee, and I almost made it to the next level on Answerbag. It's not fair...
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Buy low, sell high?
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"Tell work I won't be there in the morning " and then LOL !!
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Oh god !
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At last.
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"See, I told you I was sick". I read that it was put on someones gravestone once, can't remember who but kudo's to them!
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Either: Don't worry, i've just told Chuck Norris about my problem and he fully backs me! or "Last words are for fools who have not said enough in their life"- I think that one was Marx.
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'Good bye cold cruel world' Peace out! But really I would tell my son I love him & I'll still be with him in spirit.
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Who farted?
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"Light me a ciggie, will you?"
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"Darn..I could'a had a V8"
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Luke i am your father!
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...Bastard!
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Who put this diaper on me?
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Get..off..my...oxygen...tube!
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forgive me
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The most important thing I have to say, what you should remember all your life... is... "what?"
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make room jesus, here i come
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Hopefully all my family will be there so I can say love you one last time and love me but let me go.....
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"Father forgive me for all my sins"
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Don't forget to feed the cat.
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IM A FREAKIN" OVERLORD!! :)
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Dont You Drink Any Of My Beer, Becasue I WAnt It All To Myself When I Go To...
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If it were my children, I would say "remember what I said" I always told them not to be sorry when I am gone. That is just part of life, and I would want them happy and moving on. etc
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kill.... paris hilton.....ughhh.
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"I could have had a V8!!"... I have to go out with a laugh...
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the fortune is hidden.....................and then I croak
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Oscar Wilde said it best "this wallpaper is dreadful..one of us has to go"
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I need more time.
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I wont be far.. i'll be watching you all... lol that would mak evryone paranoid! lol its all a bit of fun right!
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A quickie before I get cold
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I think I'll take a page from Moist Von Lipvig's book(Terry Pratchett- Going Postal) "I commit my soul to any god that can find it." They are very good last words.
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i lied about the will
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I'll be there any time you need me.
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I would scream out as much profanity as I possibly could. I'm not trying to be "funny" or anything. If I'm getting ready to die, I'm probably pissed off. Plus, I want to go out with a bang.
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I will survive!! [or not]
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I love you, goodbye.:)
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Pass me a beer!!!...;)
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What do you say?
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i'm done!
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Thank you God for your grace which has been always sufficient.
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I loved you, I'm going home...
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The money is under a hidden trapdoor beneath the throw rug in the hall closet.
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Be right Back! :D
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My dying breath? "I am really pissed off,and don't forget to walk the dog"
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God?
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Lord forgive me of my sins and please let my family know how much love and joy they have given men.
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can anyone smell gas?
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wow I'm so happy i'm going to die its about time I died be happy for me .
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Forgive me. I forgive you. I love you. Goodbye.
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I HATE GOD.
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God forgive me.
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dont cry, death is just another path that we all must take to go...one day you just have to let it go....
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tell the squad ill be watching at competition, so they better make me proud
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i think i left the curling iron on at the house.
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I'll omit the actual information, Transit # Swift # Acct # Access code ******* Because I won't need it anymore, they won't get rich but I'm sure they could use it.
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I have a large amount of money saved for you,its hidden far away in the ...... no, maybe the obvious, 'love youuuu' wouldn't like to go with out them knowing I love my family
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One shot to many
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"I;m dying and have this one breath for a single sentence, what do I say?"
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Dont use my AB account..ahhhhhh(flat line)
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"I really shouldn't have wasted all that breath trying to make people understand me."
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Tell Georgia i'm sorry i couldn't make it better for her ~ tell her that i love her so very much and please give her my gold bangle.
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Goodnight my moon princesses
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I love you Jenn
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Love Your Life!
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