Okay..going to take me a few minutes to find my top hat and cane though...lol :)

I can be there in twenty minutes. . . ;>)

ok, I thought this was hilarious, my 3 year old son just got potty trained. He and my 2 daughters were outside playing, and My mother, husband and I were all outside laying on some lawn chairs, I look over, and Mikey has completely dropped trow, all the way to his ankles, and he was peeing right in the middle of our yard, swinging it back and forth, and said "look Mommy, a river!" I cracked up. there were also a few walkers coming down our road during his little bathroom break, they laughed too.

icons?/webcomics?

what did the scarf say to the hat....you go on ahead, i'll go around wow, new low for me

go to dancingbush.com

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