ANSWERS: 100
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ha! you call that a penis?
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This is the ladies room, right?
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Dude, courtesy flush!!!
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Hey! Can you pull this off for me?
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Keep the noise down, I'm trying to concentrate!
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Stink-um up ! + 5 gtr
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Want me to send some over?
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Whoa! I dropped a long one! How long did you get yours? The key is to stay really relaxed, or you clench and stop it short, like a pasta making machine....I don't believe I just typed that.
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Before you flush, let me see what color yours is.
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How's it hangin'?
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Fire!
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Oh no! There is no toilet paper, I guess I just have to use my hand.
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Excuse me, but can I sniff your underwear?
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"Oh my god! Don't you just hate it when it's only kindof solid, but not all the way solid- you know kindof like mousse? It's so messy! You know what I'm talkin about, right? That's what's going on over here!" OR *breaks into song* "When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, Diarrhea! Diarrhea! When you're sliding into third..."
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You know, I've never told anyone this before, but I was molested as a child so I no longer go for the opposite sex. Will you go out with me?
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Hey man, you want some of this pie? It's excellent!
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Can you spare a square!!!
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Man, is that YOU that smells so bad?
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hey, where's the glory hole? i can't find it over here...
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Peek-a-boo, I can SEE you!!
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"HEY, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO ADD? WELL, ADD SOME WATER TO THAT SHIT!"
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Dude, you might want to cover your nose and ears for a while now...
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Uh oh, This one's going to be a doozie. I hope I don't pass out again like last time. Now that was a smell for the record books. And what a mess. I mean, it was every where. I even got it on the person in the next stall. Still can't figure out how it got in her hair though.
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Dudeeee, oh my gosh what did u eat for lunch. G-yaaad, gasping for air over here. (gag gag) Couldn't you have waited to get home & get rid of that crap!!!
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Oh damn, I knew I shouldn't have flushed it so many times after it got plugged....
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Guys.... pay attention!
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HI!
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Hey! How is it going DOWN there.
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HEY! Can I get some help over here?
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UUUUUUUUUUrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh !! A python's just came up between my legs !!
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Hey...if you leave that stall before I leave mine, I'm going to kill you. (Show them the gun from under the plastic wall.)
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Come check this out, it looks like clinger from nash.
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"Peek-a-boo!"
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Hey can I use your phone?
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you better hold on to something! this is gonna be a biggun!!
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I would have to incorporate a prop into my experience. I would make a big deal about running out of toilet paper, & instead of asking to use some from the next stall, I would stick my hand in a jar of peanut butter, grab some, & wipe it off underneath the stall on the ledge at the bottom. Instant classic.
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Can you spare a square?
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I've been waiting for you to sit next to me!
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You might want to lift your feet momentarily.
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In my most pained voice, "Don't trust the Girl Scout with the free cookie samples!"
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haven't I seen you somewhere before?
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"Oh Dear GOD!!! - I think I'm gonna need some help over here! - hello?"
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no talking Senator.
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I know asparagus makes pee smell funny, but what do you suppose made the gal on your left there smell like that? Road kill?
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Out of the top of my head: "Fresh out of toilet paper, lend me some".
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so... what are you doing tonight
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Breaking into song: "Plop-plop! Fizz-fizz! OH what a RELIEF it is! LOL!!!
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Anything!
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"Hi, I'm Larry Craig..."
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"Ugh, I have the worse diarreah ever! This is gonna take a while."
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"Does this look normal to you?"
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Jeez, What did you eat for lunch?
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Can you give me a hand here I've awaken a sleeping giant!
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Do you like gladiator movies?
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(In a sing-song voice) Somebody had the chili!
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Wanna see a picture of my kids/pets? Or else , never eat at Taco Bell there....
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"did someone crawl inside you and die?"
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Oh my Gawd! Run!! Save yourselves!!
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Dont shake it more than 3 times or dont forget to wipe that stinky thing. lol
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Roll a marble into their stall and say "Oh crap, I think my glass eye fell out....Could you grab it for me?"
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My name is Larry followed by foot tapping.
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What the hell crawled up in you and died? GEEZE!
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oh jesus christ, was that you??
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You sure do stink!
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This really is a question that only you guys can answer isn't it?
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Oh my God wtf is THAT?? Aaaahhh!! ...it ran off...
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Things are looking up today!
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Did you die over there?
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Hows your stream?
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DAMN! what the hell did you eat??!! (or drink) if they are pee-ing.
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So, what are you doing tonight? Lol, I just congratulated myself on thinking up a pretty funny answer, but then I realized that you would be in a same-sex bathroom...and well I don't role that way..so yea..disregard this whole post, lol.
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Wanna bite o' Snickers?! ;-)
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would you please pass the jelly?
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Oh my gosh, it's alive.
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"hey, you ever looked into a glory hole?"
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::::SLIPPING HAND UNDER DIVIDER::: "Hey, Pull my finger, would you?!" "OMG what crawled up your ass and died?" ::::breaking into song:::: "I feeeel pretttty, oh so pretty, I feeel pretttty and witty and gay.....!" "Excuse me...POOP INSPECTOR HERE...open up!" "Excuse me...would you mind singing HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS for me...really, it's the only way I can take a full shit in a public restroom..I have to relax..know what I mean?" "Have you ever wondered how much fun it might be to have a poop flinging party in a public bathroom? Wanna try it? I do!"
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hey, you feel like company?
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T..I...M...B...E...R!!
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i like to ask them if they can smell me and tell them what mad ethat smell its funny most people dont mind if your really funny, the laughter might make it easier to push a big one out
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Hey are you poopin' too???
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one time i was in a stall and talking to my mom on my phone, we were arguing and everytime i said something the woman in the stall next to me was making comments like "oh my" ,"uh oh" and "wow, someone's in trouble". i wanted to go into the her stall and hit her with a brick.
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Oh no, I've laid a couple of blondies and they won't flush.
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OMG did you have beans today too?
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Heeeeeey, you smell like a lot of fun ;)
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got any lotion?
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Let's play battleshits. Like the ones in Harold & Kumar1 movie. Ugh!
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"Uh, hey buddy, has your load ever gone back in? Or is this not normal?"
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do you have some food? im hungry
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IS that you that smells like that?
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Would you wipe my butt, please?
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OMG...What color is that? Will you come look and tell me if you've ever seen that color?
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whats that smell? ;)
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Stop shooting beans around
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OH Man!! WHAT did you eat?!?
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"Was that Youuu"........??
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Nope - the balm hasn't helped!
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What's your starsign
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So... how's your genitalia doing? haha!
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