ANSWERS: 10
  • Spank him with my hairbrush.
  • Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her, early in the morning. Put him in the guardroom till he gets sober, early in the morning. Send him to rehab, early in the morning :)
  • I used to drive them home from the bars in the liberty van... until I wrecked it! lol (I told them I couldn't see well enough to drive it, but they made me anyway!) Those drunk sailors don't give up hitting on you until they pass out!
  • Beat the bottoms of his feet with a baseball bat.
  • Nothing whatsoever. (I don't go that way.)
  • ♫What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!~~ Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning♫
  • I'm not going to drive him home. He might throw up in my seat.
  • Get him even drunker and take him to his boat.
  • have him keep his dress attire on and have him stick around to lure the hot women to us. And make sure he drinks plenty of water with the booze so he won't be so hungover.
  • I would sober him up

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