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the Bartman
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I like Bart a lot more than Cartman. He would own.
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Cartman had an amazing scheme where he killed a kid's parents, put their bodyparts in chili he ate and have his favorite band call him a whiner at the same time. All because he wanted revenge. Bart stole a hood ornament.
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Bart and his slingshot.
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Cartman, because he's far more sadistic and fucked up.
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Cartman, Bart's no fighter.
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Hmm I think this Barf Simpson would lose to Eric Cartman.
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bart would win in a fight,yea man.
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If Bart lost we'd feel bad. If Cartman lost we'd laugh. Cartman is to vein to deserve to win. Bart's street smarter and cool. He should win.
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Dude this isn't even a contest, Cartman will MAKE HIM EAT HIS PARENTS!
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Cartman would lose the fight but he would get revenge. Look at what he did to Scott Timmerman.
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Cartman, he would just sit on Bart, and it would be over.
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Cartman, for reasons stated by previous answers. 1st Degree Premeditated Murder > Vandalism.
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It matters what kind of fight. If you mean a fist fight eric probably get tired right away and lose but then cartman probably come up with a sick and twisted scheme to get him back.
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cartman because he's got strength from the getto.. in the getto. Don't let the cheesy poofs fool ya.
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Bart. Cartman would run out of breath and pass out eventually.
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Bart would totally win!! Eric would try to run away but his fat butt would be slow an bart woudl ketch up to him.
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Bart would win, no doubt about it! Cartman would try to get even, but Bart would make him eat his shorts!
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bart would win the fight then skate away but eric would win the war cause he'd plan a seriously sadistic revenge. he'd kill homer, marge, lisa and even maggie then all barts friends like milhouse then he'd tie bart next to skinner and bury them alive. wow i have to much free time
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Cartman would win vs. Bart, but Nelson would get all territorial on Cartman's arse and teach him to stop whinging.
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Cartman would probably body slam Bart into dust n bones. I wouldn't be surprised if he could kill with words alone.
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Bart, Cartman's just a whiny b**ch.
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bart easily cartman's a pussy, an awesome pussy but a total pussy :)
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bart, b/c everytime cartman got into a fight with someone he would bitch out. even wendy beat his ass and she's a girl!!
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towlie!
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Cartman, because Cartman schemes...he never plays fair.
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Bart Simpson
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I think if it was a straight up fist fight, Bart would win because if you have seen Cartman fight Kyle, you'd know Cartman can't fight for shit. However, if you allow both kids to be armed with any weapon, no matter how insignificant, Cartman would win. Either way it wouldn't matter because as people have already noted, Cartman would not let Bart rest if he won, he'd exact his revenge and you better believe it would be cold, evil yet ridiculously funny... so long as you're not Bart
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Cartman: He'll give Bart apple juice farts just like those damn terrorists.haha
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Cartman, ultimately. And I'd pay to watch it. (btw, that's one of the best questions I've seen in a long time!)
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Bart simpson :)
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The Bart Man
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