ANSWERS: 2
  • ... it's much more satisfying to finger the prick! (in a police lineup, that is)
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Ah! yes. You avoided the natural dirty conclusion nicely, yet still alluded to it. *applauds*
    • Linda Joy
      ( in my Elvis impersonation voice) Thank you very much!
    • beaker95
    • Linda Joy
      No that was your mind wanting to hear Miley Cyrus.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I often hear Miley talking dirty to me. Oh wait, that's the radio.
    • beaker95
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      My little pussy was very noisey and demanding this morning. I had to pet it quite a lot.
    • beaker95
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      The cops came and sent them all home. It had been a party two doors down. They were quite disappointed about it, and though the cops had shooed them off, they regrouped by my bedroom window and yelled about their displeasure at 2 AM. Still, I tried to remember i was once young and a clueless jerk myself. Oh wait, no I actually had parents. But...these kids apparently didn't. They weren't taught decent behavior. They were in fact pod people. yes. Pod people had taken over the street, but eventually were made to go back to their pods.
  • ....still be a less annoying prick than you?
    • beaker95
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      That's okay, we can't expect everyone to have a sound mind. Some people need to be here to tell us there's no such thing as atoms.
    • beaker95

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