ANSWERS: 28
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You have hallway sex... you pass each other in the hallway and say "f*ck you"
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When you wake up with no d*ck.
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Well,if you are who i think you are,then i can tell you that you're the one who's looking for sign's.Why think like that?do you whant the marage to be over?If you do,then everything will look like a sighn to you.Hope i'm wrong.
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When they go out for a packet of fags and dont come back!
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When he treats me like a girl he's just met, rather than like a girl he's spent the lat 13 years with. When he ccauses arguments about things i have done wrong in the relationship, when i've tried so hard to put them right. When he doesn't make me feel good about myself, when i think i look ok. When he never shows me the respect i think i deserve........
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when you give up and dont want to try anymore to make it work
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When you find out she's screwing some other guy behind your back.
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When he introduces you at a party and says "and she's um, someone I know."
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I never leave such thing, but I'd say that if one find that the other has been cheating.
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Well, after he went back to Missouri, and he called everyday, he never said I love you on the ohone after I said it, like he always did! Then I found out why. I received the divorce papers in the mail a few weeks later.
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When football season starts.. No seriously when there is nothing left to hold onto for either parties.
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When the guy cuts a big smelly fart in bed and pulls the covers up over his wife's head.
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At the funeral
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Either when the papers are filed or your in jail and they're at their funeral
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When he brings his boyfriend home. yikes.
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When one of you dies.
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For me it was meeting my ex's mistress..LOL :)
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When he/she is getting what they want from someone else.
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Found this on a site: Before marriage….. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage…. Simply read from bottom to top.
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When your spouse hasn't come home in weeks.
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Raise one hand at me. I've had quite enough of that before I married my husband.
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when all communication fails
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When you surprise your s/o by coming home from work early......Surprise!!!
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When You are feeling free of marital responsibilities!
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when i shovel the last bit of dirt on my ex
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when you have a restraining order served on you or she introduces you to her new husband
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A. death B. divorce
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Every time you go to bed to have sex, you have to wait in line because your wife is having sex with the entire Boston Red Sox Team, including the ball boys and girls.
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