ANSWERS: 79
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He was agitated like a three peckered billy goat in a pepper patch. She was nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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Wait and see which way the cat jumps.
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Elephants never forget.
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never work with animals or children.
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As sly as a fox
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Its raining cats and dogs
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Sly as a fox.
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Man's best friend
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See ya later alligator! After while crocodile!
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as slow as a snail.
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silly goose.
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The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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I wouldn't wish that on a broke-d*ck dog.
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This kia-ora's for me and my dog !!
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As happy as a dog with two d*cks
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Mad as a march hare.
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The cat's whiskers. I use it for everything 'cos it's the only phrase i know. If I'm depressed, it's like "Uggh, I feel like the cat's whiskers". Or, I can use it if I'm happy too, like "ey!! I feel like the cat's whiskers!!"
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Happy as a lark.
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Soar like an Eagle
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Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone. http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/meat+loaf/bat+out+of+hell_20091332.html Meat Loaf --Bat Out Of Hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5yNqIeLb4
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"cuter than a bug's ear" *okay, i know a bug technically isn't an animal (i think), but i can't remember any animal ones right now... and i really like that one. what the hell does a bug's ear even look like?
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He (or she) is nuttier than squirrel turds!
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choke the chicken
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um... I have a few I use all the time: Happy as a pig in sh*t... I could eat a horse... and my fav: oooh, man! My dog's are barkin'
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Piss like a race horse...
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I feel like I been ate by a wolf and s**t off a cliff.
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As gracefull as a bull in a china shop.
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dont count your chickens before they hatch. eew tastes like catpiss, usually after drinking a diet soda couch monkey
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I'm as horny as Richard Simmons.
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A cool cat.
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When pigs fly.
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I haven't had this much fun since the hogs ate my baby brother.
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flat out like a goanna drinking ( a good Aussie one)
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as slow as a snail
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pissed as a cricket
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Pig Fu*kaa
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Dumb as a Moose
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Your girlfriend must p*** like a rhino.
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"I'm so hungry I could ride a horse........... I don't get it" - Chris Griffin
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Flat out like a lizard drinking.
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"does a wild bear sh*t in the woods?"
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Running like a burned dog!!!
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I gotta piss like a three-peckered Billy Goat;)
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Hair of the dog.
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Breeze, you seem to have a tuned "ear" to regional "isms". If I wasn't married, I'd be on you like a chicken on a junebug. :)
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Smells so bad it could knock a skunk off a gut pile
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Drunk as a skunk
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lookin' for a fox.
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He/she think they are the ducks nuts. Its another take on the cat's pajamas
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It's a line from a Bare Naked Ladies Song... I'm like a baby and you're like a cat; when we are happy we both get fat.
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Drunk as a skunk! Personally I've never seen a drunk skunk
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I'm gonna kick your ass!;)
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Crazy like a fox
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Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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"Am off to see a man about a dog!" UK Expression.
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It's a dog eat dog world. And I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
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Well, its a line that I got from my 4 year old son, "I'm crazy as a bird." He said it a lot, and it just kind of stuck with us, LOL..
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I don't give a rat's @$$
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I couldn't give a "rat's ass" ... Hungry as a wolf ... Heffer Hopscotch ... not stepping in cow patties.
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"thats original goose" refering to propaganda
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"Lower than a snake in a wagon rut."
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...And lower than a snakes belly in a wheel rut!
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Look what the cat dragged it!
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F like a mink
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I could really go for a beaver sandwich...
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You look like the cat that ate the canary.
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I love porno like a penguin. :D
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Like a cat on a hot tin roof. As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
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When pigs fly.
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Its raining Cats and Dogs!
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BEST EVER- Whenever we had a big party and someone got up a little too early and hungover, they were dubbed GRIZZLY WITH A SORE ARSE.
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I'm f&#@*ng this goat, you just hold the horns.
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i don't give a rat's a$$
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"Happy as a pig in shit". +4
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They run me like a race horse, but seem to forget that I'm in it for the oats.
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Wake the Dragon.
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Blind as a bat.
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Screwing like rabbits.
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Run like a scalded monkey
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