ANSWERS: 63
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I would contact the police immediately.
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I'll feel angry.The guy who sent me must be an idiot who is Jealous on other's beauty. Beauty is a special feature which is there only with some.
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I'd be very surprised. And then I'd be racking my brains trying to think who would send me black roses, especially since I've not heard from Marilyn Manson for a while. I thought he'd got over me.
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i would look to see if there are any clues to the persons identity then i would call the police.
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Well, I'd laugh because I'd assume that the box was meant for the neighbor instead of me. Then I'd call the cops, because that's just ridiculous. I'd be pretty creeped out.
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Laugh at first because I know it would be from my ex-wife. Then I would call the police. My ex-wife has a history of mental illness, nothing would give me more pleasure than knowing she would be arrested or sent back to a mental illness facility again.
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I'd give it to my neighbor..must be some mistake!
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send it back to the sender with a note "on your obituary "
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i'd be freaked out, in a sad scared way.
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I would flaggelate myself with a leather whip in a room filled with a thousand virgins.
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Probably with a somewhat stoic reaction like "Hm... I guess that's true." and go on about my business. Though, I would also probably add that to my arsenal of how to immensely scare the hell out of most other people.
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I would be really scared and call the police or 911 right away.
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Why then I would have come face to face with my encroaching old age! Besides, I love black roses
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i would load my shot gun and wait. i hope this hasn't happened to you for real.
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I would think it must be the wrong address, because I'm not butt-ugly, but I am by no means beautiful, either. Then, if I got some other type of correspondence along these same lines, I would probably contact the police and start watching my surroundings a little closer.
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Sounds like fun...I don't think I'd do anything, just forget about it. I don't get worried about that stuff. If someone was gonna kill me, or wanted to, I say let them try. It's the only way they're ever gonna learn.
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Well, they've spoken a profound truth, haven't they? Beauty is brief. It's brevity is part of the appeal. I'd feel quite safe from harm, as I am no beauty! A touch morbid though. I'm not sure it'd appeal to too many people, except maybe Angelina Jolie...
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I'd make sure to ugly myself up as best I could for a week or so. See if they lose interest.
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I would be all bugged out thinking "oh sh@@ I'm about to die!
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I am safe because I am far from beautiful, they must be talking about the roses.
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It'd make my skin crawl righteously and creep me out for a long, long, time. Or at least until I woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror. Then I'd realize the florist got the wrong address <grin>.
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I wouldn't call the police because there really is nothing they could do other than fingerprints, which probably would also be pointless. I would package them, make copies of the note, take pictures of the note and flowers, tell other's about them and then keep them in a safe place. Ther reason I wouldn't contact the police is because I work for them and I know they would file the report and check back with you a couple of months later and that would be it.
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I would think "Damn,they got the wrong house!"
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I'd feel as safe as I have ever felt.
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Firstly, I would dye the roses red, put them in a jar of water then put them out in the sun... then i would read the note, and feel flattered that someone thought me beautiful...i wouldn't look at the 'must die' part of it because everyone has to dye anyway some way or another
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I'd email one of the people I used to be friends with and ask him if he was okay.
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I'd probably chunk them in the trash and make sure my .45 had fresh 230 grain hollow points and that my .12 gauge was clean and loaded with high brass 00-buckshot, and keep my eyes and ears open for anything unusual, and/or anyone tailing me.
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I'd feel complimented and keep the roses. I'd also wonder if they perhaps listened to Nick Cave a bit too much. And I'd carry around a knife just in case, and be generally careful.
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I would realize that (KARMA) is gonna be paying me a visit real soon.
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I'd think: Phew! Thank heaven I'm safe!
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I would laugh and take it as the joke it would more than likely be because folks closest to me know that I find black roses very beautiful
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I'd be like.. OOOH! Black roses, my favorite.... who's my secret admirer?
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I'd think, "Well, she must have gotten the dead bugs I sent her."
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I would report it to the authorities as an obvious threat against me.
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I'd call up my good buddy and say "Tushe! You got me on that one..." And then think of evil ways to get back at him.
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If there are indeed black roses, they must be rare. I would take that as a nice thing. The "all beauty must die" would, in my world, refer to the beauty that once resided in their soul. I tend to frame things to suit my pleasure.
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I work part time for a florist....I would say who is your wholesaler because true black roses don't exist...
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I would know they were not for me. ;-)
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Aw! Someone thinks I am beutiful! See, Ma, There is hope in the world for me!
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It would intrigue me.
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"Bloody Nick Cave fans..."
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I'd feel relieved that I'm perfectly safe and, based on the note, just might be immortal. Then I'd check and find out who the roses should have been delivered to.
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First when I read this question, I thought "that would be depressing" but now that I think about it, I would be disturbed and probably call the police.
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I'd stick 'em in a vase and put them on the kitchen window sill. Then, I would moan that the heads all seem to wilt in next-to-no-time. After that, I'd relocate them to the conservatory where they would remain until I remembered to chuck 'em in the bin.
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hmmm. good question. points. well... i think i'd probably read it twice, smell the roses, if they be living black roses, and then throw the whole thing away... and go see a movie or something.
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I would be completely freaked out. I guess I'd hope it was some kind of mistake.
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Yell WOO HOO.....Someone to end my misrey finally!!...;)
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I would place them in water and feed them in attempt to keep them alive for as long as possible. I do not regard black roses as beautiful!
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i would say, "meh, glad it isn't me."
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I would be freaked out. Luckily its never happened to me! If it has happened to you hope you are careful.
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after laughing about it i would send them to my mother in law and cross out the beauty word
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I would call the police.
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I'd wonder where they bought the black roses, those are damned expensive! And I'd know it wasn't meant for me. A beauty I'm not.
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i would go under the witness protection program and try to hide for a few years. maybe move to alaska, always wanted to go there its so beautiful.'no pun intended'
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I'd wonder if it was a reference to that damn Kylie Minogue song "Where The Wild Roses Grow". LOATHE.
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I'd wonder who's flowers I had received! :)
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Oh!! if that will happen to me Ill be very glad to investigate who send it! then if ever I will find out who is the sender Ill thank him or her and say : THANKS FOR THE ROSES BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL I KNEW THAT A LONG TIME AGO!
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I would crumple the card and look for a vase.
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I love black roses i would agree with them
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I think i would shit myself first off, then i would contact the florist to find out if they went to the wrong address (hopefully)... i would love the roses but not the calling card!!! (do you have enemies? were they delivered to you??)
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I'd be intrigued but unconcerned. I am not beautiful.
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First, I would be flattered and think, "Gee, I've never had a secret admirer before...and ooh, roses! This one had good taste!" But then reality would set in, and I'd be really bummed. I'd probablly think about calling the police, but then I'd remember something from Law & Order SVU that says something like..."if they haven't actually ATTEMPTED to murder you, then we can't do anything about it." Then eventually, end up right back here at answerbag telling you guys "OMG, that actually happened to me!" LOL.
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First thought was "i hope the sender doesn't consider me or my children beautiful
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