ANSWERS: 100
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I would say "where are your strings?"
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I would open the door and trick him into thinking that I want him to come in, and as he tries to come in I would slam the door in his face. Or I wouldn't even open the door, and would let out my trusted German Shepard :)
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I would tell him to stop frowning. It usually means something bad is about to happen.
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It's cruel to mock the afflicted. A cup of tea, a jammy dodger and a dicreetly placed service revolver....
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man you are great...........( aside-------after all the insults and jokes about you )
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probly invite him in, then when his guard is down i would stab him with my sword.... no wait what am i thinking. my swords are to good for him. (contemplates what should be done)...... I know, a rusty knife, it is befitting of him. = )~
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Um, no, I don't want any Girl Scout cookies.
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I'd give him a nipple-cripple.
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Well, invite him in. obviously. No harm in being polite. Then i'd drug him up and demand answers, not forgetting to video record the experience for later refernece. After obtaining my 'answers' i'd have to decide what to do with the brute. It wouldnt be safe to let a monster like that lose. .. I think he'd have to, you know... go. Hail Obama!
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Let the dogs get him....
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You know you didn't win the first election.
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I wouldn't answer the door. tell him to leave a message after the beep at my front door.
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Whatever your selling, I aint buying.
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i would put him down the bassmaent and leave him there to rot
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I would say nothing. I would slam the door shut and run back to my AB.
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I think I would just start laughing and I wouldn't be able to stop.
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Welcome him into my home and pray with him.
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i wud say u btter get off my porch u cracker
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I ask him what he was doing in bergen norway , what perpose did he have , and then id smack him intil he fell down on the floor then i start kicking him in his balls his ribs with steel toe high heels intil every bone in his body was shattered and he have to spend the rest of his life in a body cast .then i d tell him that his wife was cheating on him with some one from the middel east .
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What is the problem?!
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"So you've come to explain why my grandchildren are going to pay off this war, then?"
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"There's no oil here. Now get your fat ass off my property before you lower my IQ"
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Careful, bro, don't kick over the bong.
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did you fart?
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You can't arrest me for being within a mile of you if you knock on my door, I have nothing to say to you. Be Gone!
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No George Iraq's that way.
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Unleash the rabbits!! Although I would wonder what he's doing in Britain, perhaps he's checking us out to see if he wants to bomb us next...
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Hello, Mr. President.
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NO MILK TODAY MATE !
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Hai,How did you become the world's no.1 mad person.I am anxiously waitin' for your answer................ I will say this when he's not a president.Otherwise Oopsss
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I will ask him to come inside and when he enter I will shut the door on his face such that blood comes out out of his faceand will say "The Iraq civilians might have suffered only like this"
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It would not be a good day..lmao My beloved is still batting for that team....(how can this be, I know a Lesbian Republican?...I know, I know, I'm confused to...but aside from THIS she's really a very bright, intelligent person...and I'm sure she feels the same about ME) I'm a GREEN... Part of me would want to say..."OH NO...go away! Get thee behind me Satan!" The other part would want to say..."Well, come on in...Coffee? Tea? I have a LOT OF QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU...(Hannah get down...don't jump on the President!) Then I might sit him next to my Parrot, Emily...she bites...really hard...as in draws blood if she's in a fowl mood...(pun intended)..Emily is a Congo African Gray...and talks..she might have some questions to ask too! ; )
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"Can I be head of the CIA? Please? No? Ok, can I have a helicopter?"
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i would throw him around like the flipping rag doll he is and give him a peice of my mind about the war.
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"Sorry, I'm not interested in what you're selling"
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Say Good Morning Mr. President, invite him in and offer him something to drink and ask why he is there and where the secret service is. No I'm not going to unleash all my complaints on him because I'm sure he already has a lot of people telling him how to do his job and I'll speak through through the voting booth. Unless of course he asks for my opinion then I will give it to him.
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Take a shotgun and shoot him in the head
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I would be in awe. I would probably just stare. You can say what you like, but to actually be in the presence of someone with that kind of power - commands respect.
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i would say " what, you want me to go 2 iraq?"
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Can I help you?
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You MUST be lost.
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I have no oil. I have no weapons of mass destruction. Please don't invade...!
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I don't even think I would answer the door
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Hello.
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Does "SLAAAPPPP!" count?
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i dont wanna say. lets just say our house hold are not fans. but since we are in canada he wont be coming here
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"Was Condi not in the mood tonight?"
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I thought that bell was broken! How did you get past the electrified razor wire? Come on in, you must be more confused than usual.
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No George, I've told you before, I will not take command of the Iraqi Mission. I don't do miracles!
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We don't buy Avon stuff idiot !
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You sure picked the wrong bell to ring tonight...
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We don't want any
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Where's your warrant?
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Nothing....I would beat the shit out of him....
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I'd probably say something along the lines of "Wow, was there really NO-ONE in the US who'd take you in?"
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I'd ask him in and make coffee. We would then sit down and talk...
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'Sup dubbya!
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Invite him in and ask how may I help him? Even though we ma not approve of how he is running America and some of his decisions, he is a person just like you and me before he became president. So, I would be kind and hospitable to him.
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i would tell him to bend over so i could finally see whos arm is up his ass, cause he couldnt spell his own name on his own, so i know hes being controlled by someone, and it aint laura!!!
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i would say,"say good night cupcake!" and punch him in the face!
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I'd say hi and freak out because I didn't clean my house.
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What are you doing? Why aren't you in Japan?
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I would probably be too afraid to answer..why the hell is the President at my front door!
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I would ask him to kindly get the FUCK off my property.
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I would be neighborly and invite him in. One may not like the person but you should respect the position as President of the United States of America.
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i would stab him in the juggular, j/k i would shake his ahnd and ask for money, a nice job, a car and a house.
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first thing after he came in I would put my fist up his ass and tell him "now you know it feels everytime I have to fill my car up with over priced gas" then I would give him a pepsi
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tea or coffee?
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slap him in the face.
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"Hello, Mr. President. What can I do for you today?"
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uh......... and you are????? (im scottish, dont watch much news and know nothing about politics!)
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Please leave this house and NEVER come back. EVER!
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"motherf@cker, are you crazy?, do you know you will get f@cket up here, look around you man, we are all trigger happy people who hates what you are doing and what you stand for, get the f@ck out of here" while he turns around to leave I will call him back and tell him I was joking, I will take him inside my house and brainwash him so that he think it is ok to have sex with camels and send him of to Iraq with a video crew on his tail while broadcasting it live on the internet while accepting huge bets of who will kill him first, the camels or Iraqis.
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Are you lost again? Or are you still looking for here those WMDs?
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Here's what I would say:
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Probably: "You're a godforsaken asshole, sir."
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While in an international public forum such Answerbag, you can not throw mud on the man without getting some on the office that he holds. The President and I differ on some issues. If he came to my door I would invite him in, offer a cup of tea or coffee and tell him that there are a few things we need to work on.
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I would treat him with the same degree of respect I do anyone else who comes to my door. I would ask if he would like to come in and have a glass of tea.
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Probably something along the lines of "Are you lost?" would be appropriate, considering where I live.
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"This is Montreal, the oil is in Alberta ... that is west of here ... just north of Montana"
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no milk today thanks
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Hey there Mr President, it has been a long time since we last talked. Come on in. I have cookies baking in the oven why don't we sit down and enjoy them and while we are at it we need to have a little chat about a few things.
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I'd point to the west and say, "America's over there."
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<.< >.> <.< >.> "HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?!?!?! I WAS FRAMED!!!! IT WASN'T ME!!!! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY BETWEEN THE RAT AND THE SEVERED HAND!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!!!!" *dash away* Or...I'd give him a big hug, pat him on the head, give him a cookie and tell him he's a very special litle man. Then I'd panic at the thought that Dick is fully running our government.
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I would close and lock the door.
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WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH !
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Would youlike a coffee or tea? Are you lost or is this a social visit?
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Find Osama or those WMDs yet? Well, you won't find them here! Buh bye! *slams door*
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I'd yell out "Keep on knocking but you can't come in", and then run out the back door.
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Wow - I thought you were just computer-animated!
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Welcome, Mr. President. It's an honor to finally meet you.
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I believe anybody with any imagination would enjoy the opportunity to talk with him. I personally think his policies are idiotic, his term in office a disaster and his choice of VP equally disastorous. But as a human being, he would be a fascinating person to talk with.
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"GTFO!!" /Slam Door
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I would say "Why the f*ck is the president of the United States at my door?"
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Come in Sir it's hot out there
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Piss off!
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Id have him arrested for treason, trespassing, and crimes against humanity.
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Sorry i dont swing that way Mr President.
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How did you get around the U-bend?
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I would treat him like any other stranger that comes to my door. Tell him no solicitation is allowed in our complex.
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