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Someone boner slapped me.
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Someone slapped me :( Not really... hehe ;)
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drunk ,,, i answered the iron ;-/
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Oh, I've been painting.
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I forgot myself and made eye contact with a woman. Besides slapping me, she had me arrested for being ugly.
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The problem with blushing is that other people can see it.. ;)
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I fell asleep on my desk...I wouldn't be surprised lol
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my cheeks are always pink so this is the normal state of affairs. +5
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Edward Scissorfingers grabbed my butt.
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I must be embarrassed
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It's just trying to catch up with my nose which is freezing this morning. Gotta start a fire in here, it's cold :-(
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This - Practical Lunacy by Glen Baxter:
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You went down on Mary J Rotten crotch, one too many times
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why? you kissed me!
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We were having a snowball fight and someone threw it at my face.
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I got (half) embarrassed?! ;-)
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Probably the flu?
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I'm not sure if I embarrassed myself or not...
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I got into a playful slap fight ;)
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I sat to close to the fireplace?
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I got that from shooting my Mosin Nagant rifle. :-)
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i got spanked pretty hard i guess
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Someone in here gave me a cyber hicky.
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I fell asleep on my arm. +5
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I woke up like that..i've even gave myself a little scratch or bruise in my sleep too sometimes...apparently i fight myself in my sleep /:) =P lol +5
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I was hangout with girls to much.
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remember the mosquito?? he came with reinforcement and i slapped the hell outta my cheek tii it's sore
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My girlfriend was wearing lipstick :P +5
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I did a handstand, it's really hot where I am or possibly drunk quite a bit. Doing the Valsalva Maneuver also works.
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