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...see those sweet lookin vaqueros over there..no, look, over yonder....yea lets let our hair down and in our sweetest hi y'all we could use a hand voice talk ourselves into some fun....
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Grab another cerveza
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....refer to the Kahlua and the Margaritas you smuggled over the border....!!!!
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In the desert with no more chips and salsa, you have to watch out for the fear! Don't let the fear get a hold of you in the desert...then soon enough you'll see the bats....the goddamned BATS!!!!
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Time to lock and load Nunya! lol +5 Best, Jonathan
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I got this from a dear friend of mine... I'd ask, "Cerveza, pour four more?"
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Keep driving on I95 Soouth until you hit Disney World
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Capture a fat Mexican woman and ride her to the store so that you can steal the most beautiful donkey in all of Mexico. Then set up a donkey show and work it until you have enough money to purchase the country from the King of Mexico (200,000,000 pesos, or 12 American dollars). Then you can have all the chips and salsa you want, but you will still have to work at Home Depot for a buck fifty an hour.
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Don't worry, pop a Corona. After all, it's all fun and games, until all the beer is gone. lol
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