ANSWERS: 33
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Sure!!
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I'm not for sale baby but if I follow you home would you keep me?
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get a life!!
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$1 please.
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Yeah,I'm low cost,low maintenance!
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You cannot buy me. You may rent.
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as long as you love me.
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Sure as long as you bath me everyday.
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Sure... But don't try to keep me on a leash. I can bite.
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Ain't no one buying me. KUNTA FREE!
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Sure,as long as you treat me with tender loving care and show me affection once in a while!:):)
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$20 million certified bank funds and it's a done deal.
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Can I stay in the house?
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I,m not for sale, better luck next time. LOL
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but you are already my pet. Does my pet need a pet?
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will you take care of me and let me get tlc any time i need ?
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I can be bought but I am not cheap. I will not allow you to treat me like that gimp in Pulp Fiction that had the leather mask with the zipper over his head and kept in a box until it was time to use him. So, if you just want me to clean the house, etc. you can have me.
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I am expensive and very high maintenance . I do not like to be squished too much only stroked and massaged.
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only if you take me for walks everyday! and give me clean water :P
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unless you don't mind having your leg humped all the time I wouldn't make a very good pet
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No.
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if you look hot.n give what ever i ask..
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I am already owned by "o-r-e-o ~mafia and pets~" but if you have $211,503,438. I'm all yours.
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No, I don't make a good household pet, plus..I'm better off roaming loose..LOL
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Oh sure sure but you gotta be willing to pay.
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im not potty trained yet
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you certainally can, how much?
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Oh you wouldn't want me, I need to be walked all the time and bark too much.
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yeah sure...100$ ?
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Can I wear a studded dog collar? >shiver<...AND nets? oooo with matching gigantic hoop earings and a little whip to tie back my hair...pweeze
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You Betcha!
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No...I'm priceless.....
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Sure but be warned, Im not always obedient lol
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