ANSWERS: 36
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A divorce lawyer ... who is taking notes.
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Grudge.
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Pictures of the Bride making out with the Best Man...
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A fire arm!:)
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A stripper as a date!! *learned that the hard way.
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a horse
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The Nude Internet Photo's of the bride or groom doing it with their farm animals and other strange creatures not of this earth .. ~Nemo~
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An Argument.
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An angry Ex-wife!
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either the bride or grooms ex
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pictures of the groom the night before..
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a dildo
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the bride/groom's angry ex fiance(e)
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His mistress.
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Cell phones and kids.
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Prostitutes, automatic weapons, Catering from McDonalds Dollar Menu, or a rabid pitbull.
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A hooker?
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a box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.
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Divorce papers....
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your own meal
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a muddy dog
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Shotgun
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gum and kids
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PDA or little black book
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whoopie cushion
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divorce papers from the husbands ex
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Children and Chainsaws
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Sex Tapes with your s/o
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An automatic weapon? ;-)
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Prostitutes.
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condoms. they don't exactly prove "commitment" and being "clean".
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The X lover!
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G'day Certified, Thank you for your question. A copy of Divorces for Dummies. Regards
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a story on how you and your ex got divorced.
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The happy couples ex's.
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An air horn.
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