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Working at a fast food restaurant.
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The top spot must be lawyers yo... Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: Skeet. Q: What do lawyers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A: A tick falls off of you when you die. Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick. Q:You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A:Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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Lawyers.
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Lawyers is probably #1. Prostitutes too lol. Politicians is another one....
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Small town Sheriff or Chief of Police
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Used car salesmen proctologists
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Was garbage haulers at one time. But we found out they make decent money. So no more jokes. Road maintenance employees, takes one to do the work, one to lean on the shovel and one to supervise.
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Sanitation Engineers. LOL :)
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Used Car Dealers
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can you believe that guy said morticians!!
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Bartender. A guy walks into a bar..
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city workers. one guy working and 10 other guys standing around watching. LOL!
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flight attendants...especially blonde ones
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In India Sardars Jokes are very popular!
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A mortician.
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Undertakers. Years ago it was the nightcart man.
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Rednecks +5
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Lawyers. I am sure you have it already, but that's the first one that comes to mind.
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The bag boy at the grocery store, paper or plastic!!
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Engineers used to be popular targets. I haven't heard a new one in years. Heres one I stole from Prairie Home Companion: So---three engineers are arguing about which is better, mechanical engineering, or electrical, or civil---and the mechanical engineer says, "God must've been a mechanical engineer because---look at the joints in the human body." And the second says, "No, God must've been an electrical engineer: look at the nervous system." And the third said: "God had to be a civil engineer, cause who else would've run a waste disposal pipeline right through a great recreational area?"
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DOG FOOD TASTER, PHART SNIFFER (SCIENCE REALLY!)
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Gynos and dentists
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Working for Jah as a Jehovah's Witness. Many of them get the door slammed in their face. lol
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Priest, Rabbi, Nun, Lawyer, Doctor, Pilot, Farmer, Mechanic, anything, really. Just fill in the blanks "So, a ______ and a ______ walk into a bar..." Oh yeah, also bartenders.
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A bin man because it’s a rubbish job. People who work in the sewer have a $hit job. An undertaker has a deadly job. People who work with dogs have a ruff job.
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Politician.
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