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ummmmmmmm.... NOPE! LOL
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Yeah, make sure it comes with a toilet scrubber
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It is if she's full of shit!
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I wouldnt give that as a gift... but u go for it if ya want
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if she's not got one, i think it would be very much appreciated,though you'll have to clean it first:)
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Only if you never want to have sex again. Actually, it depends. Is this something she has been wanting? Has she mentioned it to you? She may be hinting that she wants a new one. It better be pretty special if it's going to be a Christmas gift.
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for a gag and then the real present yes, if not no. get ready for a punch in the face!
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I'm sure she'll love it! Very personal! :O )
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only if it is a very very expensive toilet seat - and only if you broke her other one - and only if you never want to see her again.
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oh yeah, its on my list. i want the plushie kind ~ more cushie for the tushie.
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Only if it comes with a promise to put the seat down after you pee.
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Only if she broke the last one! hahaha
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Not if you ever want to have sex with her ever again. If you got me a toilet seat as a Christmas present I'd beat you with it:)
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If she has mentioned that hers could stand to be replaced... she will be very happy. Will you be kind enough to install it too?
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Sure, if you want to get hit with it.
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Do you really mean to give her a toilet seat, or is this a metaphysical question? For the record, I'd make sure you wore it for a collar all season.;-)
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Only if you want to spend new years with the proctologist trying to figure out how to remove a christmas present from your colon!
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Yes.Tape a photo of a diamond on it and tell her it's a choker.
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It sure is, especially if it's accompanied by a card that says, "Here's a necklace for my favorite butt head AND crack head- Merry Christmas!". ;)
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no
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It would be a great gift if it was a guy a woman not so much.
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If it makes it so she does not have to stand anymore -- be a gem, treat her early. Hint -- she would LOVE a heated one.
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no, get her something better than that
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