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i told you i was sick...
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probably something like.. "thank you"or"dont forget to turn off the oven." Something funny most likely.
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Of course it's safe.
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"Did I leave the oven on?"
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"Ok i'm holding it!....FLICK THE SWITCH!!"
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Inject me with rubies I wanna be injected with crushed rubies after I die.
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turn out the lights, the partys over
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Hopefully nothing. I'd prefer to die peacefully in my sleep.
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I hope it is "I'm ready this time"
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Pfft, relax I've everything under control.
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See you on the other side
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A tout le monde (To everybody) A tout mes amis (To all my friends) Je vous aime (I love you) Je dois partir (I must leave) These are the last words I'll ever speak And they'll set me free
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Depending on the situation... D'OH! Oops! What the -- ? Oh, you are kidding me! NOOOOOOOOOO! G'night, hon.
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pull....my...finger..
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So, do I throw the chute out first? Nah, probably "See you." if I die near a loved one, from one of the things I imagine dying from.
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Hopefully... None at all. Just the sound of snoring, all of a sudden stopping...
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tell my kids I love them.
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"don't wait up"
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That nurse has a big ass!
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Now you're sure that this parachute works?
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Forgive me for..... I forgive you for..... I love you. Goodbye.
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You shot me!
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depended on the situation
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Hopefully ," I am so pleased to see you" whispered as I go.
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no regrets.
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They lied, there is no afterlife!
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its ok I wanted to die
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I'll rise from beyond the grave to haunt you! Also, get your hand outta my shirt ya pig. *Croak.*
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Did you get that on film?
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"i'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I-" ((sorry, couldn't resist a firefly quote.)) my real dying words would probably be along the lines of, "bwahahahahahaha-*shunk*-Son of a Bitch!" ((sorry for another joke. this one's serious, "don't let this be in vain. kill that gorram bastard that got me!"))
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blarg! I'm dead. *and then i die*
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HEY you still owe me money
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it's been fun
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don't let it end this way, tell them, i said something
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"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools that haven't said enough" - the last words of Karl Marx
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Thank you Jesus for being my Saviour!
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The people behind the ``Buy now, Pay in 2012`` promotion are going to be pissed.
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