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driving. and, it is now against the law to do so here in CA. for the record, i think texting is even more dangerous when driving though.
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Talking to your mother-in-law
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When your havin sex?
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your talking about drugs!
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Driving. And they say you shouldn't do it when you're pumping gas, either, something about creating a spark and blowing the place up, but I don't know if I believe it.
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you are sitting on the toilet.
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skydiving
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Rhino hunting!
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Riding a bike.
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messing with your girlfriend
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Driving. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. People drive SCARY when talking on the cellphone. Don't even turn their head to change lanes and don't use the directional either because they're holding on to their cellphone. It's worse than alcoholics in terms of frequency. Far, far worse.
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pumping gas! there has been reports of it causing explosions
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Being chased by a pack of hungry lions.
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When you should be paying attention to what you're doing, like driving through a red light, or passing a police car in a school zone. :)
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You're under water.
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you are on the answer bag!!!!!
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Driving. I've nearly been hit several times by people paying more attention to their phone than what they should be concentrating on.
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when your wife is around.
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you have sex and you are suppose to work!
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it's on fire!!!!!
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engaged in Combat.
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your mom calls and ur man is doin his job!!!!
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When kids are around =)
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Performing open heart surgey.
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I was once tailgated at high speed on an icy highway by a driver who was talking on her non-hands-free cell phone and putting on her makeup while using the mirror on the back of her shade.
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It's not safe when you're driving.
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Tightrope walking
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...its battery is on fire! :-0
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Playing golf or watching golf live. Tiger's caddy will break you in half. Really irritates playing partners.
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Your s/o is pissed
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having sex. :)
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its letting off weird electric waves or when a rhino has it
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You are driving your car.
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having sex. Especially if the one you are talking to is the wife and the one you are screwing isn't!
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using a flame thrower.
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you are charging your phone or by/at a gas station
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perfoming surgery. don't want your patient to become a walking walke-talke haha
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you are in another country and it's punishment is death by monkeys and or stoning
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in North Korea.
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someone with a gun just said "Stop talking on your cellphone. Or I'll shoot you in the ears."
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there is a thunderstorm.
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you are in a meeting at work!
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You're just about to enter the pearly gates.....Don't risk offending the big enchilada............
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having sex ... LoLz ... ^_^
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When you have bad gas. The person on the other end might hear it.
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You're driving or doing something while putting your life at risk.
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driving car or moped, people just don't pay attention to their surroundings or other vehicles.
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you are in Latrine!
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you're driving a car or even worse, when you're shooting guns.
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your sky diving
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when you aiming with your rifle to shoot a bison who runs towards you.
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you are eating "hewoh?"
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making explosives...trust me you want your full concentration on the task at hand...
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in the car. really, and now a days people are texting while driving? just scary.
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how about when crossing a street?
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drowning
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Making sweet love to your honey.
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Sneezing. Pretty much anything can be dangerous when sneezing.
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