ANSWERS: 56
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Ouch!!!!
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Shit your husband is home early.
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Go to Hell you son of a....
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Don't bury me, I'm still alive!! Damn. You bastards.
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Hey Y'all watch this...
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Whats the worst that could happen?!
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Wow, I just won the lottery!
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I LIIVEE!!!.... AHHHHH!
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You mean God and heaven and all that crap is real? Oh Sh-
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Ouch or Ooops
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a sentence with the word 'hate' in it :)
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"What's this?"
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"Honey, i meant to tell you, i have three kids by two other women and you are not the beneficiary on my life insurance policy". "That cup of spiked coffee was meant for you, NOT FOR ME".
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WTF did I DO with that oxygen bottle THIS time?
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I would not like to say where the nest egg is.
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I wish I had ...
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Oh shit.:)
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Can you hear me now?
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Honey I've been cheating on you, and I want a d...
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Oh shit what did it do now... Damn!
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FIRE!!!!! I do not want to die in a fire!
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Holy piss...There is a God and he don't look to happy with me....
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What happens when you push this butto........
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Oh s***, not that!!!!
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Eeny meany miney moe..... * or: Is it the blue wire or the red wi....
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Man, this is the worst constipation ever!
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anything mean or hurtful
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"I didn't get the license plate number..." ;-)
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"Rosebud" ;-)
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Before I go, let ... me.... say....
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Did I check the parachute for what?
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::sneering:: "You won't shoot me, you wuss." Talk about being put in your place!
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And my secret is...........................
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Honey, I.... arghmhpf
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Hey Ya'll, watch this!
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I want you to have... or I love...
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shudda took the red pill!!!
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Hey you guys watch me
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"ok is it the blue wire or the red wi-"
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do you want fries with that?
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"I thought you said to take the white pill, not the blue"!!!!!!!!!!
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"Wow" or "Oops"
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It's getting really HOT!
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I can't breathe!!!!
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"..what do you mean it was SMALL?"
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Sure being a street sweeper isn't glamourous, but atleast I haven't been run over yet.
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I'll just carry my industrial sized porn stash in my high heels down this flimsy looking set of stairs. Before these kidney stone and syphilis things really take hold...
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What the F**....
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"I'll be right back"
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"i hate you" i could never leave this world having someone think i hated them... no matter who they were
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The "Fact's of Life" is on and I cant find the remote.
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NO! you moron, you pull the pin and throw the gran...
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"Ehh, honey. Isnt that the check for the life insurance ? Did you forget to mail it ?
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No, your right honey that outfit does make you look fat.
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my health insurance cleared
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Sure, I can do that. No problem.
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