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"I'm leaving you."
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A knee in the bollocks, I would say.
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"You'll miss my ugly a** then, because I'm gone!"
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"Aren't we just a fine pair?" "I love you even though you have a small di@k".
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Ouch.
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"If you really loved me, then I would always be beautiful in your eyes."
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A punch in the face. Followed by walking out the door.
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Punch in the face.
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OH!So you only want me for my MIND???
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and why are we not writing for Hallmark?.........
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Well, he did say he loves you... lol but that's really harsh You could say one of those feelings is mutual on both ends :)
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How about... Yeah, we were made for each other huh?
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slap him in the face
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Right back at ya.
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i love you too, even though youre a pigheaded asshole!!!
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Tell him to look in the mirror and eat sh!t.
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"As if you look any better! Jerk!" Then leave.. but peak your head back inside the door and say before slamming it shut "I never loved that ugly ass of yours!" Then go to a friends house to eat ice cream and cry, lol.
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"I'll go find someone who loves me and finds me beautiful."
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Best response? "F*** you!!!
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"I better look f*cking gorgeous then if you think you're getting some tonight." xD
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Iam not waiting you to love me at all!!! and iam not asking you about your opinion about me!!!
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Just like my mom.
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I love you, too, even though your manners are quite atrocious! Definition of a·tro·cious 1. Extremely evil or cruel; monstrous: an atrocious crime. 2. Exceptionally bad; abominable: atrocious decor; atrocious behavior. Get my drift?????
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goodbye
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I'd say " I love you too - even though you're a little slow and obviously Blind !'
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That's rude! I would say go find someone else. Obviously that joke is trying to bring someone down if he says something that mean.
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I would say, "That is a terrible thing to say, even if it was meant as a joke" :S ++
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Awww! Right back atcha! It could be that they were trying to say I love you even when you don't look beautiful. Which if you've ever been around a spouse with the flu you will really understand the depth of love they are speaking of.
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"Is this your first day with your new mouth Mr. Frankenstien?"
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I love you right back...Ah...What was your name again?
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No you don't! Someone with love in their heart only sees beauty in me,the world and everything! This is a manipulative statement made to make you feel 'lucky' to have them and at the same time undeserving and inadequate. Dump the creep!
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