ANSWERS: 31
  • The best come back is YOUR back, as you walk away without saying ANYTHING!
  • It depends on what they say. I'm a pretty witty person and can usually think of something good to say. Can you give an example?
  • So's your face. If someones says ur ugly usay so's ur face. Then they try to catch you out by saying you are nice lookin and you hav someone complimenting you
  • I often try to come up with something witty to say. But when all else fails, I like the word *&$^. It's such a versatile word appropriate for losers that try to put you down in your face.
  • if someone says your ugly say and you look like an asshole your hairy and you smell like shit
  • "I suppose that makes you feel big? Need to say stuff like that to other people in order to feel good about yourself? Did you not get enough hugs when you were younger? Don't take your issues out on other people, because it's only making everyone like you less and less, and then where will you be? hmm? If I were you, I would Have a good think about how I treat the people around me. Because doing shit like you just did, will always come back around to bite." Stuff like that I guess. They should now be on the defensive.
  • SMile and walk away, happily:-)
  • STICK THAT IN UR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • If someone calls you an asshole say so is your mouth shit come out of it
  • Go get some sleep.
  • If someone calls you an asshole say so is your mouth shit come out of it then walk away
  • I usually wince and walk away. It leaves their words hanging, when they expected you to be equally nasty back.
  • Just say thank you, smile and walk away.
  • if ur tall like me they would take the mick out of u and say howz the weather up there? just say: u will find out wen u grow up.
  • There's the old standby - I'm rubber and you're glue....!
  • Professional response: "Look, the way you are talking to me is unprofessional, and I don't have to tolerate you creating a hostile work environment. Now go away and please don't come back until you have regained control of yourself." Indignant but civil response: "Please step away; your breath stinks almost as much as your attitude." Really, the best response is usually to tell the peron you don't appreciate his tone and are not interested in talking with him.
  • My favorite thing to say is....wait for it.....: So? There is no good thing they can say once you say that :) So? best comeback ever.
  • Don't say anything. If you don't lower yourself to their level ... you've won!
  • "k"
  • Remain absolutely silent and have a bored look on your face, do not reply, say nothing and eventually he or she will become tired of talking to themselves. After he or she stops asked them if they are finished, if so then say good and walk away. Another one is to say, "Go pound sand". Last but not least as a last resort.... Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed c*cks*cker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f*cking godmother said it. Out-f*cking-standing. I will PT you all until you f*cking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. and another.... Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated!
  • Is the person a Republican or a Democrat? I gotta lot of 'em for Democrats...all ending in......! Think I better quit there. I'm gonna get plenty of DGs on this one as it is! [Only joking, Barack, baby] BOOM! Told ya! There's the first one! -1... :-)
  • Go tell your mum, your real dad said hi. ah the room temparture must have dropped cause your iq seems to have dropped. (this is quite a smart one) *hint air head*
  • Better to just turn and walk away, than to drop down to their level.
  • if someone says 'your ugly' say; Yeah... but thats why there are plastic sergions... what do they do for you? the only thing that smells more than your personality is your breath!!!
  • 1)you-how tall Are you? person-"5'9" you-oh really, i didnt know they stacked shit that high. 2)You-do you suck dicks?Are you a peterpuffer? person-no you-bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden house. 3)you-stfu before i gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you. 4) ill slap you silly you little bitch. 5)Your ass looks like 150pounds of chewed bubblegum.
  • lol frm my experience walking away makes you look like a fool and you eventually get so angry at the person moking you that u end up attacking dem. The best thing i think wud be to listen carfully to wat they said then give the a taste of there own medicine.
  • "You're entitled to your opinion, but I tend to disagree." or how about this, "You're entitled to your opinion, even if you are the only one that feels that way!"
  • Here's one for you... Insult: "If you look up stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you!" Comeback: "Sorry, but I'm not the one that had to look up the word 'stupid' in the dictionary, and I don't know what kind of dictionary you read, but mine doesn't have pictures in it!"
  • If someone says you are ugly just reply with this. "The last time I saw a face like yours it had an orange in its mouth" Reference: A pigs head in a butchers shop.
  • I have found looking hurt and saying in a puzzled tone "why would you say something like that"? makes them feel much worse than any snappy comeback would. I usually get an apology which I graciously accept (with an inner smirk).
  • Go take your head for a shit !, What has got two thumbs and does not give a fuck ( then put your thumbs up )

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