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because I am taking a personal day off.
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my arm seems to be missing.
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my fly's undone...
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Serious: Black out from a fever. Joke: Aw hell boss I got drunk and laid some skank and didn't roll off of her until 10:30
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radioactive stinkbugs
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I have an acute case of Rectal Astigmatism. I just can't see my ass coming to work today;)
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I have to umm..well...oh screw it I quit..LOL
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I came down with a mild case of SIDS and will be in on Friday.
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BECAUSE I HAVE TO BEAT GOLBEZ AND HIS STUPID BARRIER SHIFT and he keeps beating me omgomgomg how the hell you suppose to do this. Godam-what? You mean I'm fired? THAT DOESN'T FIX MY ARCHFIEND PROBLEM. -click-
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I need a mental health day
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my job is sucking my will to live.
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The cats lost my keys.
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A city garbage truck broke down in my alley and is blocking my garage door.
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