ANSWERS: 100
  • Yell "Oh NOES" at the top of my voice, and fall over.
  • I would do the following; Hit the books on Gentic research and repopulate the planet in my own image, using advance scientific cloning research. Then I would right a book of BS, creating a new secular religion, and make everyone worship Sunblynd as their one true God. (Yea, I know it's blasphemy, but im just having fun.) - Well... there is a conspiracy behind everything. Life would be boring without them.
  • Find Pam Anderson's body, grab some cells and head to the nearest facility that does cloning, read up on procedures, cross my fingers and pray for Pam. Sorry, but that WOULD be a religious experience, to me. :) That's the best case scenario. Realistically, Id likely grab a sailboat and go off in search, just in case I'm not the last one and to occupy time Edit: I answered this a long time ago. Pam Anderson has since been publicly outed with Hep. She's also aligned herself with a terrorist group I can't condone. That said...gimme a sail boat.
  • I would be totally and utterly lost if I were the last person on Earth. Not only is it scientifically proven that Humans are social creatures and need their company, but the hopelessness would just take over. I mean, I'd probably end up making a volleyball buddy, like on "Cast Away" and talking with that until I just died of old age or committed suicide out of insanity. o.0
  • I would go mad. I mean, who would ask the questions for me to answer and vice versa?
  • It would depend on one thing. Is everything else still here?
  • Find a Lexus, fill the tank and drive cross-country with the companionship of my trusty camera. How wonderful it would be to see all of the amazing things this country has to offer...without other people getting in the way! But I guess it would get lonely and weird after a while, so I would probably have a nervous breakdown and drive my newly acquired Lexus into the Pacific Ocean.
  • Sigh, cry and eventually die. That would suck so much arse!
  • I'd have to keep an eye on those sneaky apes, wouldn't want "Planet of the Apes" to come true. Then I'd make a HUGE sign saying: "Welcome to Earth - Population, Me"
  • i would prob destroy a house? why u ask? well i always thought it would be fun just to throw things around. ANd if i knew nobody was comin back to the house i wouold. But i would never do that now cuz that wud just be soo mean!
  • I would have... not one imaginary friend... but an imaginary population with imaginary commutes and imaginary flights. Imaginary waitresses and imaginary animals. Imaginary family and imaginary responsibilities. In other words... I would have flipped and gone insane!
  • Find some sort of sperm bank, and do my darnedest to reproduce, so I could get the human race going again.
  • Take a nap.
  • proberbly do all the things i've always wanted to do, run thorugh a street naked, rob a bank,(though the money would be useless), live in a mansion, eat all the food in the bakers - then eventually kill myself from depression because i am so lonely ! !
  • I'd create a new society out of what is left....animals etc.....Dr Doolittle here I come!
  • I think I would become much more proficient at prayer - just to have someone to talk to. I would also want to find sources of food and water. Then I would set off to find a library.
  • Die alone, and wouldn't that suck!
  • Prance around in a big puffy dress. It just seems like the thing to do.
  • I would climb right up into the bridge of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, sail up to the San Francisco Bay, and ram the bow repeatedly into the pylons supporting the Oakland Bay Bridge, just to see how long it takes to fall into the water. Then I'd probably settle down in a vacant houseboat in Sausalito and live a solitary but lovely life. The sunsets are spectacular. And I'd get a big Irish Setter and name her BAM.
  • I'd visit all the government facilities that are classified and find out what really happened to JFK and what happened at Roswell, etc. Oh, and David Hasslehoff isnt dead. http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/splash.html
  • Collect a bunch of my favourite puck rock albums, a bunch of turntables, all the speakers I could lay my hands on, set it all up in times square, and turn it all the way up. I've allways wanted to do that.
  • Cry ... Eat ... Sleep ... Cry more ... And record my thoughts, in hopes that one day (long after my death) that someone, somewhere might continue on, on Earth, through my words which describe what I have done and seen.
  • Eat all the ice cream left over. Find a cloning lab and figure out how to make more people. Then set out to have fun while everyone was growing in their test tubes.
  • Prolly end up killing myself from lonliness
  • eventually i would commit suiside. first, i would drive around doing whatever i wanted in every sense. i think i would get bored then then ya know.
  • I'd shut off the lights, turn the heat back, and make sure the windows were all closed and the door was locked...
  • Finally able to run around naked and not get laffed at !!!!!
  • I would wonder around naked with a handmade spear and live as the cave people did...just for the hell of it!
  • i think that i wouldn't want to be the last person on earth. after doing what i wanted, i would be really bored.
  • I think I would find the nearest Hummer, and then knock off a few 7/11's and keep driving till I saw another human being somewhere. If not, I am sure it wouldnt take long for me to lose my mind, and then drive off a huge cliff.
  • Eat crackers and grow a mustache. OR I could moonwalk through times square while wearing a spandex jumpsuit with my name embroederd on the back. AND just for the record Hasslehoff would not be dead. Neither would Elvis... or David Blane... Or Evel Kinival... or finally Keith Richards. lol
  • Before I became a mother, I believe I would have enjoyed the solitude on some level. Now I'm afraid that my children have made me soft. Without my babies, I would certainly crumble...
  • First of all, I'd go to Disney World :-P. Then, I'd find a way to go to each continent and see everything I've always wanted to see. Then, I'd probably read up on cloning, attempt to make an army of slave clones, and rule as dictator of the glorious world of Tuckerland! -Tucker
  • I'd start going through the National Archives in a vein attempt to satiate my curiosity.
  • I guess i'd wonder what happened to everyone else? i mean, they were all here a minute ago and now...are they hiding?
  • i would talk to my heavenly father for company and ask him to keep me sane
  • i would waste away and think i should have told all the people i knew that i reallly didn't like them.
  • Oh jeez, I would go to the nearest police station, then take a police car and drive around with the lights flashing, and then go to a gun store and get guns and protect my house from virtually nothing. Then start crying for an hour before realizing I could make clones of myself and make a world full of mes! EDIT: And go to Area 51 and steal their projects, and find their magic lamp where I will rub it and wish for my family back, and my girlfriends family, and then have a bbgun fight! w00t bb guns!!!!shagadelic baby! And then I go get all the armies tanks and vehicles and make my own army, combining hte USAF and the USMC to make the United States Marine Force!!! flying tanks and F-16s with a big tank gun.
  • run around naked
  • Try to disprove that theory.....lol......
  • Probably wander the earth alone for a while seeing all that I wanted to see. Then I would probably sink into a massive depression and sleep for 18 hours a day until I died.
  • Just Think EVEYTHINHG WOULD BE FREE!!!! NO MORE BILLS NO MORE TROUBLE YAY!!!
  • Go to every store and get all of the food, toys, and especially Archie comics. I would be the King of the world.
  • Well First off I'd definately drink alone.... yeah...with nobody else. Cuz ya know when I drink alone. I prefer to be by myself.
  • I would become the Beastmaster, and I would train wild animals to my loyal subjects. I will find a way to use science to make them smart as well able to communicate english with me. My right hand man will be Gary the Chimpanse and my left hand man will be an Orangutan which I will name Carret Top. Assuming the reason I am the last person is because of Nuclear war. The fallout has mutated vast amounts of different wild life, enhancing there brains to make them as clever as man was. Bears have now rised up against man(Me). So I decided to train an army lions mounted by Dolphins with spears and shields.(Dolphins have mutated to being bipedals) Soon there will be no more Evil bears left, and soon the Evil wolf era will come. My armies of Lion mounted Dolphins army strength is depleted from the fierce battles. The Evil wolves will enslave us and make us work building the largest pyramid known to Wolf. The Evil wolves will begin to do experiments on me to find out why large portions of my body are not covered in hair. It will be a gruelling and painful 5 year long experiment in which the final result makes me the equivalent of TeenWolf. I have become....a WEREWOLF. With my new found abilities as a TeenWolf I manage to escape my entrapment by the wolves. I now have one purpose in life, to seek out revenge upon the wolves, for what they did to me! Well actually I should be thanking them cause im super fast now, have a great sense of smell, great vision, can hear a mouse squeek 10 miles away but have been cursed with having 2 tails.....The wolves mocked me after they gave me 2 tails. "Hahaha, what a freak, 2 tails!", they would say. But Ill make them pay, as I can use my tails for all sorts of cool things! With my new abilities as well 2 tails, I will liberate my Lion mounted Dolphin companions. Thus begins the Tale of.... "Last Man on Earth defends earth from Evil bears to be enslaved by Evil wolves only to become ManWolf!" (Working Title)
  • Well, can rule out having sex...heh Honestly, i have abselutly no idea...=)
  • I would get in a car and drive across the country to climb a mountain....I have always wanted to do that
  • once again, NICE QUESTION. I always say that here in Answerbag. ahaahahahhahhahah! :P THANKS FOR THE POINTS!!!!
  • I guess until that moment I die, and until my last breath, I would roam the Earth trying to be sure I was truly the last one. I'd have to keep the hope alive with-in me, and seek to find perhaps that last woman on the planet, and maybe save such an awful tragedy from occuring. If truly the last of my kind, I guess The most disheartening fact I think, more so than being alone, would be that there would be no one to bury me, nor remember me, no to mourn my passing. Great thought provoking question, thanks. Peace!
  • I'd be famous. No one's ever done that before. I'd write a book about it. Maybe even do a movie. Yeah, a movie. No, first I'd start a blog, logging all of my experiences... ...anybody listening?... ...hello-oh!... Hmm, well... where'd I put that beer?....
  • run around a water fountain with my underpants on my head :D
  • Pray and wait for God to tell me what to do
  • Log on to AB and give all the answers I sometimes feel I want to give but hold back for fear of offense!
  • I would read, eat, and sleep. Reading would be: company, information (on how to be all of the professionals I'd need to be to keep me alive), and pleasure. Perhaps somewhere along the line, I might read something to figure out how to perpetuate the race. Perhaps somewhere along the line, I would read something to cause me to believe that perpetuation is not in the best interest of the rest of the galaxy.
  • well i would just shoot myself if i had a gun because there would be no point of living. Plus I would be in the corner sitting there staring off into space.
  • Id kill myself to vanish all humans
  • i would play games drive a car and shoot up the place for fun
  • depends if the bodys are still there start posing them doing horrible things grope a chicks boobs cause I have only touched my own play with stuff at nasa spend a week in toys r us use monster trucks to run over houses and cars play bumper boats with yats shoot nukes at birds make semi trucks go off bridges too see how big of a cannon ball affect they make take a tank and destroy an entire state drop ostridge eggs off the ifle tower and last but not least poke a dead body with a stick
  • I'd probably make my way into a city, move into a mall, and hope the zombies didn't get me. I'd find some loud speakers and play Spice Girls' "Wannabe" all hours of the day in hopes that someone would find me. I'd rename everything after me and my favorite celebrities and historical figures, and I'd set up a throne in the city hall. Then I'd sit back and wait with boxes of chocolate, bags of Cheetos, and The Fast Show DVD's. Whatever I did, I'd leave I.O.U.'s, just in case. I'd rather be optimistic about the whole thing. I'd probably snoop in what's left of people's houses to cure the boredom and loneliness, making up stories about how they lived. Oh! And I'd stop shaving. No one left to be grossed out!
  • enjoy the peace and quiet. prob. play with my puppy and set about to make a dolphin,walrus?,manitee a pet. ohh the joy all the things i've always wanted to play with will be MINE ALL MINE haa haa haa (evil little laugh)and i will call them my squishy and they shall be my squishy till i croke
  • -- I would pray the Angel's were on their way - To get me ! Pattijo
  • Increase taxes.
  • Do what I want, go where I want, travel and enjoy the peace. then I would eventually get lonely and I'd kill myself at some point.
  • I would turn on loud LOUD music and dance around naked in the middle of the street then on top of the eiffel tower. then I would travel the whole world and make friends with all the animals and develope a language to speak with them. and eventually I would die. but I would have fun until then.
  • Eat until I got really fat and then, hopefully, die of overeating <with a smile on my face>.
  • Be lonely
  • Continue to refine my time-travel technique so when i do move back it will be to a future parallel where Not every-one disappeared.... hang on, already done... too many times!!! Either that or 'BEAM ME UP SCOTTY'.....
  • I would first pray, then have fun detonating bombs on houses of people i hate, then stamp on all the family's clothing and smash all the rest of the windows that didn't shatter when i exploded the house, then cry about it, then have some more fun throwing hammers and shooting bb guns at my own windows, then try to find out how to replace them, and then cut all of the telephone poles i could possibly see in have, then make a humongous fire, then hijak a fire truck and try to put out the fire, and if i cant, try to pilot a heli and drop a ton of water balloons i made when i was bored. Then try out all the guns i could find and shoot birds. After that, i will get hungry and eat a a restraunt, with the food cold, i will microwave it. then i would go to sea world and feed all the animals there, and watch the population grow, then get all of the ASIMO robots to feed the animals, then all the animals will live and somehow take over me. but before that, i would destroy my house and find a mansion and play with all of the new game councles, then get a telescope and watch the astronauts wondering where everyone is on earth (NOTICE THE ITS THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH, NOT SPACE) then i will go to NASA headquarters and tell them to come back, then make them reproduce, and start a new colony, so maybe the animals wouldn't take over me =) then ill die and go to heaven, if im old enough.
  • I'd stop worrying about whether my ZIPPER was up or down.
  • I would go into all the empty houses and look through people's stuff and see what they were like. I would especially go into important buildings like the Vatican and the Pentagon to find out the things that were hidden from the people for all those years and then I'd get a nice bottle of wine, shake my head and reflect on the magnificence and madness of the world.
  • Make friends with the animals. Make contact with other life forms.
  • i believe i would spend my days searching places such as area 51, the white house and pyramids.don't now how i'd get over seas though. oh yeah, the sphinx too. i guess i would just find a good dog and wander until i died.
  • RUN Naked down BOND STREET before I hit all the stores trying on all the designer clothes . Then over to Kensington High Street and KnightBridge to hit Harrods
  • Probably be scared and Cry, there would be no point to live anymore, its not like there is someone else to reproduce with to carry on the human gene. It would just be a lonly sad day!
  • I've answered this one before. I would pull a sheet over my head and walk slowly to a cemetary.
  • I would stay in a pool for the rest of my life... *-EDIT-* and surely drown...
  • Keep looking around. you are never quite as alone as you think you are.
  • Turn off the lights.
  • clim uptop the highest mountain and sing "with arms wide open." then jump.
  • I'D RUN AROUND NAKED IN TIMES SQUARE THEN DO EVERYTHING ELSE I WANTED TO DO E.G WATCH PAINT DRY,GET THE LARGEST TELEVISION TURN IT ON ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO WATCH DUE TO THE EXTREME LACK OF PEOPLE THEN EVENTUALLY DIE OF DEPRESSION
  • IF THE BODYS WERE STILL THERE I'D DO WEIRD STUFF WITH THEM ,GET GUNS BLOW UP STUFF,NUKE PAKISTAN AND DO LOADS OTHER STUFF WHEN I'VE DONE IT ALL I'D GET BORED AND THEN DIE
  • Sign the guest book...turn out the lights...climb back into my spaceship...close the door and get on with my tour of the universe.
  • I'd go into some music shops and play all the guitars LOUDLY. I'd also have a go on all the other intruments too (saxaphones, harps, tubular bells, everything. That would be cool). Then I would go to the airport and go skateboarding around it. Infact there would be loads of things I would want to try, though it would be a shame you couldn't just have one person to enjoy it with.
  • I would go to Colorado and find me a fortress to live in, log cabin style, with a huge garage. Then, I would go get a Porsche 911, a Jeep Wrangler, a Mustang, and a Toyota Tacoma 4x4. I would haul in as many canned groceries as possible. Since no one else is supposed to be here, I would get every video that Circuit City has, so I could still watch t.v. I would also get plenty of guns, for hunting purposes, (food), and just in case it was like the Omega man. You know, the old Charlton Heston movie, where he thought he was alone, but then found out some other people had survived, and they were hostile. Then, I would drive around in my new vehicles, just exploring.
  • Get a tractor trailer, take it to the library, get a book on wiring and aviation. Grab a Hummer, generator, weapons, food and fuel. Drive to every pound, kennel and zoo and let all the animals free. I'd keep a couple dogs, cats and monkeys for company. Grab a parachute and teach myself to fly a small plane. Then me and my animal friends would travel to each city freeing all the animals. Probably get some explosives so I could blow up whatever man has built that's destroying the enviroment. Then teach the Monkeys to drive and have them chauffer me around.
  • Breathe a sigh of relief, im finally alone. I would then live out my days learning what i don't already know and exploring the world.
  • Breathe a sigh of relief, im finally alone. I would then live out my days learning what i don't already know and exploring the world.
  • Well, after I pissed on the corpses of everyone who did me wrong, I'd line em up and have me a little target practice. Then I'd start collecting all those hard to find weapons like the old English shotguns and muskets. I'd start amassing my Armory. I'd live like the Mountain men, taking only what I needed from nature and giving something back by planting trees, etc. Then I'd.... wait, who the hell is that in the Hummer with the Billy Idol music cranking out of it?
  • probably run around crazy but might eventually kill myself cause no ones around
  • I would watch movies....lots and lots of movies.
  • go straight to the shops and get everything i ever wanted but i would get pretty bored on my own
  • Something I would be too embarrased to do in public if people were around.. maybe run through the streets (or hills) naked while singing and jumping.
  • I would first go to my local party store and take alot of candy and pop.Then i would go to walmart and play all the vidieo games.Then i would go to the mall and play around and eat all the food in the kichens.Then i would go to my middle school and drive cars in the parking lot.Then i would go to area 51.Then i would shot guns at stuff.Then i would do what ever i want for the rest of my life.
  • Walk to the Walmart down the street, steal all of their toilet paper and teepee my whole apartment complex.
  • Objectively, Nuclear Power and Nuclear Launch facilities would be unmanned. Even with emergency computer operations, due to power grid overload from lack of management, the earth would be destroyed within 48-24 hours. This is the unfortunate case, as well, without people, life would soon become quite unbearable. If I could do something before this chain of events occured, I would walk around doing whatever I wanted and take the chance to feel the real freedom of the situation.
  • I would get everyone's money then dump it in a bag then hide it somewhere until some strange martians come and kill me then they get the money.
  • Find me a brand new hummer. fill it with gasoline and run it wide open on the interstate Find a casino and discover exactly why all those slot machines took my money. I would play MegaBucks until i won the grand prize. using house money of course. Then, i would probably drink myself to death. Free Booze!!
  • By last person, do you mean last human, or do rather intelligent animals count as 'people'? If not, then I'd hardly be alone. I say, sit back, make some animal friends, and watch the Earth recover from its near-lethal poisoning! If I should be so lucky to live so long, perhaps to see some endangered species begin to make a recovery. You know, some people have said things along the line of trying to restart the human race. If the human race was dead, I'd say the human form was a failed experiment, wouldn't you? Why should it be started up again? No, I'd give some other species a kick in the direction of civilization, and maybe they'd end up doing better and NOT wiping themselves out because they WON'T be a disease to themselves and everything around them. What would be the best candidate species? Lions, maybe? They're already somewhat intelligent and live in more or less civilized groups. Though they do kind of lack a fundamental necessity for making tools - hands. I probably wouldn't live long enough to give them enough of a kick in any direction though. Unless I was the last person left on Earth AND my life was extended so that I'd be alone with myself for a long, long time. I unfortunately don't think I would be able to cure my own aging in the time I had, considering with thousands of people working on this for a long, long time, no one's made much headway. Anyway, so I'd find the biggest mansion in mansionland, maintain it (and with only one person living there it ought not be all that hard to maintain), build an electric generator for my own use, and do math and physics in my spare time, which I'll have a lot of. I'd certainly not be limited in experimentation. What fun it would be to perform optical experiments with the Hope Diamond, don't you think? Or am I supposed to assume mankind's trinkets have been destroyed along with man and that there's not a whole bunch of unused stuff lying around? Well, maybe I could create some sort of environment that would be conducive to developing intelligence, in which survival was very stongly dependent on developing tools. Maybe raccoons would be a better candidate species then. They certainly have nimble hands. Of course, if all the fauna are gone too, well, I probably wouldn't be living very long then. We need plants but plants don't really need animals. Some plants would go extinct, lacking insect vectors for pollenization, but they would adapt pretty fast. And with only a bunch of plants available, well, I probably would not be able to figure out what is safe to eat and provides adequate nutrition, so I'd either die of poisoning myself or of starvation.
  • Firstly I would,get some food,burn my scholdown and piss on the ashes,get some more food(still naked)and live in every house one night at a time starting with the mayors house and take his mercedes to get some more food.I shall do this every day untill I die.

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