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Don't buy pizza.
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Are you male or female? Or maybe it doesn't matter these days. If a person was bothering to pay that much attention to me on a daily basis, I would think they might be attracted to me.
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Depending on what he actualy did to you, you could tell him that if he continues you will report him to the authority that actualy issues his licence
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stare him down, be a man, make his ass look away.
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Give as good as you get.
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Sprinkle mozzarella on his head, place a couple of olives in his eye sockets and yell "Fantastico!" and continue on your merry way.
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Walk on the other side of the street, or come to work from the other side. If he's in the same location everyday, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to avoid him. Yes, you have every right to walk down whatever side of the street you like, sure. But if we all learned anything from The Karate Kid besides 'wax on, wax off,' it's sometimes the best way to block a punch is to not be there when it is thrown.
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First......Slap yourself VERY HARD!!!!! Then pick up your broom and get busy!!!!!! The streets are full of dirt!!!!!!!!..If you're not very careful, you'll be swept up next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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