Achmed the Dead Terrorist

The Jalapeno(sp?)...on a stick...

i like the old guy puppet...

jose and the dead terrorist lol

I like them all. how can you pick. they are funny.

i think peanut

I love Walter & Peanut...they are soooo funny. I can't pick a favorite joke, I like too many of them.

Joke: Hold still. Achmed: Ok, I will not move my ass. Walter: You idiot! You don't have an ass! Puppet: Three way tie between Peanut, Achmed, and Jose.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Classic. Just too damn funny!

Achmed, the Dead Terrorist.

..i like the joke that the hillbilly was saying..about nascar..or was that someone else? hm..not sure who it was..i saw it a while ago..but they said something about how predictable the races are.."look they're making a left turn..they're making a left turn.." it was cute..i have to watch them again..

I have to say Peanut is my favorite. I love all of his puppets, and they are all hilarious. My favorite bit is Jeff arguing with Peanut: P: "You're sick!" J: "I'm not sick!" P: "Then how did you come up with me!?!" That is, of course, truncated.

My favorite is Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Walter. My favorite joke is between... --------------------------------- Jeff Dunham: José? José Jalapeño: ¿Sí, Señor? Jeff Dunham: Are you legal to be in this country? José Jalapeño: Sí, Señor, I have my green card. Peanut: Yeah? Well, where is your green card? José Jalapeño: It's in my other stick. [Peanut and Jeff look at José, and then at José's stick and then at each other] Peanut: Did you know he had another stick? Jeff Dunham: I had no idea. Peanut: You know what that means? Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: It means that one comes out! [Peanut examines José's stick again] Peanut: Oh, my God! Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: I thought it was just stuck up his ass! Jeff Dunham: What's wrong? Peanut: He doesn't have an ass! He's just a jalapeño! José Jalapeño: On a stick! Peanut: I know! ------------------------------------ and... --------------------------- [after Jeff briefly brushes his nose with his hand] Peanut: What the hell was that? Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: What did you just do? Jeff Dunham: I didn't do anything. Peanut: [stage whisper] You picked your nose! [laughter] Peanut: Did you see that? Oh my God! You freakin' picked your *nose*! [pause] Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: You didn't do a very good job! [laughter and applause] Peanut: There's still something there! Jeff Dunham: Cut it out! Peanut: You gotta get it! Jeff Dunham: Stop! Peanut: It's wiggling! Jeff Dunham: Stop it! [laughter] Peanut: Ooh, wait. You're a ventriloquist; make it *talk*. [laughter] Peanut: That'd be funny as hell! Ooh, and give it a French accent. [laughter]

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Achmed the Dead Terrorist