ANSWERS: 8
  • I think that snew is weird and it will always b weird and if its not i will slap myself and that hurts. (belive me i no from xperiance)
  • It's always been snowed for me. What snew with you?
  • English Language Lunacy We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; Neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, Grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If teachers taught, why don’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think that all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what other language do people: Recite at a play and play at a recital? We ship by truck but send cargo by ship. We have noses that run and feet that smell. We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother’s not Mop?
  • ... I like it to be "snewed". Happy? Me: It snewed yesterday... Friend 1: WTF???? Friend 2: He ment "snowed". Friend 1: Wtf! U rtard!
  • It should be! I hate English! It`s squeeze so why isn`t it squooze or squoozen i can see it now: freshly squoozen orange juice.
  • You're just fishing for it, aren't you? Ok... I'll give it to you... What's Snew?
  • The same reason the the plowed isn't plew and mowed isn't mew.
  • All of English's rules don't make any sense, and only apply to some words. good question!

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